Charging up the beam...

You'll hold still so she can keep her balance... right...?

perhaps tripled...

That wasn't supposed to be a question our chins must definitely be doubled...

May our chins be doubled?

Resist... you must resist the urge...

The weight gain kind

But In Age of Imprisonment the game just fills in some gaps in the flashback cutscenes in totk, you don't play as Ganondorf, he actually just sits in the castle offscreen doing nothing for 90% of the game. I like Warriors games *and* Zelda games and this kinda just... felt so bland and uninteresting

During one flying segment it plays a remix of the Marbled Gohma theme from Totk using motifs from Link and Yunobo's theme and it felt so out of place, neither character was involved in the game or the fight so like... ??? I loved the villain arc in OG Hyrule Warriors, and the yiga stuff in Clammy,

Age of Imprisonment has none of that, the maps are empty and uninteresting, the objectives are all "Kill [boss] and its allies." There's no holding outposts and having to defend them and potentially recapture them, you just kill a few bosses and map over. The flying segments are flashy but mindless.