First of all how dare you

My brain cannot take in this whole post without the aol dial-up sound happening by the end

He is. I learned this the hard way.

I don’t think she was doing it specifically to “drive her crazy without even taking her clothes off,” but yeah pretty much.

Things to consider ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cause if I’m in black mourner’s clothes, it’s probably a fist fight, maybe improvised weaponry. If im wearing something more regal, I DEFINITELY have a sword.

Is the victor allowed to bury the loser with you? Or does the winner rest as the guard of your coffin like 2 feet above you in burial?

Also, what’s the dress code, cause I feel like that influences the fighting.

Pacifist icon ✨💅🏻✨ couldn’t be me tho, I suffer from the HorrorsTM

I DIAGNOSE YOU WITH
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