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Crackt Apple
@cracktapple.bsky.social
Dungeon Master, writer, husband (not in that order)
Hey, Google, I hope you got my letter 🖕

#antiai #fuckai #fuckgemini
January 31, 2026 at 11:50 PM
In our Discord server I send out alerts to my players every game day, and since today’s game day is also my birthday I decided to have some extra fun with it

#dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #dungeonmaster
January 31, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Thankfully, the warlock Caliphus Dante and his friends found her body trapped in a wandering Corpse Flower, and he used a wish from his Djinni patron to revive her.

But how did she die? And does her "Prince" have anything to do with the death of Scarlet?
January 31, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Meriana DunBog is the belle of Battlerise, and an aspiring archer who fell in love with Prince Harvey Flint as he was passing through the town; but when she followed him into the Vast Swamp to help with the Lizardfolk attacks, she met a tragic end...

#dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #heroforge
January 31, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I did attempt to do this for the Curse of Strahd section of our campaign and it, uh… got out of hand quickly. Now we’re attempting to set up a World Anvil to better keep track of all the hundreds of characters, places, and organizations 😅

Works for shorter campaigns though!
January 27, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I am well aware that the Monster Manual has its own designs for Lizardfolk warriors, but I prefer the visual consistency for when I can make even the grunt-level enemies in Hero Forge

#dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #heroforge
January 25, 2026 at 3:12 PM
In the darkness of the Vast Swamp, the wicked Lizardfolk shamaness Carravia has been growing her power in order to revive the ancient black dragon Durgoltjun! But what she wasn't counting on was our heroic adventurers, the Electric Spiders, eradicating her forces!

#dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #heroforge
January 25, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Mr. Ermine Fiddlesmith is the elderly owner of the Fiddle-Dee-Dee General Store in the city of Westgate's slum, Tidetown. He is a forest gnome with a hardy disposition and is even willing to stand up to power-tripping guards who harass people in his community.

#heroforge #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg
January 23, 2026 at 10:42 PM
In the Vast Swamp to the North of Battlerise, a young girl has gone missing, and our heroes are finding it easier to fight the warriors of the Lizardfolk than the perilous nature surrounding them! What else might await them?!

#inkarnate #dnd5e #dnd #ttrpg #battlemap
January 23, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I made this to award myself whenever I prevent my blood pressure from doubling.

Been getting… a lot of use out of it >_>’
January 21, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Ah, RIP
January 21, 2026 at 2:20 AM
The meager hamlet of Battlerise sits along a major trade road and borders the monster-infested Vast Swamp. Recently, attacks from Lizardfolk have rocked the small populace, along with a flight of hundreds from nearby Daerlun, and the disappearance of their beloved Meriana DunBog...
#inkarnate #dnd5e
January 20, 2026 at 12:46 AM
By the time the Electric Spiders found her, she was a ghost; abandoned in the snow, forever waiting for her prince. Her body had been seemingly picked clean in the month since her death, but our heroes did what they could to put her to rest.

Perhaps finding this 'prince' will ease her soul...
January 19, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Scarlet Weiserschwanz was a young woman of privilege in the City of Daerlun, with her father being the owner of a bakery conglomerate.

One day, she met the irresistible Prince Errol Addams. In defiance of her father, she ran away to be with her love, but there is no happy ending here...
January 19, 2026 at 5:03 PM
The royal guards from the City of Daerlun are given a young hippogriff to bond with as they complete their years of dedicated training. Eventually, the pair form a single unit that can defend the city from all kinds of threats.
#heroforge
(Thanks to u/Hyp_Hypersmurf on Reddit for the hippogriff ref
January 18, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Morning at the breakfast table
#dnd #dnd5e #heroforge #ttrpg
January 16, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I LOVE my @Ignisters but if you want The Arrival Cyberse on your field Turn 1 then you need to know exactly what order you need to do things with whatever hand you opened. If you even place Dark Infant in the wrong MMZ or forget to trigger its effect you’re fucked.
January 16, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Caliphus Dante, a fire genasi trapped in a time loop by his former friend and mentor gone insane, was cursed with immortality by a djinni that he found imprisoned in a pocket watch.
Now the power granted by his patron can be wielded for others. Can he be a hero like his new companions?
#heroforge
January 15, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Queen Andromeda and her owl familiar, Hunger
The only known "child" of Sykane the Whisper, the Elder Fey founder of the Equinox Court.
Born Stella Wachter in Barovia, driven mad by peering into the timeless space between realms, now more powerful and dangerous than anyone our heroes have yet faced.
January 13, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Berzei Evershine, the Duke of Misery, is a master of armed combat, aided by the Aura of Misery that Day Court heirs possess. After a series of failures resulting from his callousness and pride, he teeters on the edge of being disowned. Is his father's disapproval his only fear?
January 11, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Zalik Holyfeather, the Prince of Heartbreak and heir to the Day Court, is an honorable man with a kind disposition that was wasted on his role as leader to the Destroyers of the Wicked Resistance. Perhaps now that Queen Andromeda has taken over, he will need to find new purpose...
January 11, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Two brothers; one who has been burdened with leadership for centuries now finding himself usurped but not ousted, the other blessed with supreme martial prowess but sidelined due to his own arrogance.

They have little in common but their father:
Founder of the Day Court, the Elder Fey Samael
January 11, 2026 at 12:21 AM
When I was a kid I LOVED playing my Clock Tower Prison/Destiny Hero - Dreadmaster deck against my brothers. I would stall with cards like DH Defender and Swords, they’d have to find a way to destroy it quick and it really created a feeling of mounting dread. Not a great deck but I had fun with it
January 10, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Yaza & Zaya, twin fiends as evil as they are stupid, on the hunt for a runaway princess of the Hells. They failed once to capture her, nearly murdering her closest friend in the process.

Once again they seek their target, unaware of how strong Natasha and her allies have grown...
#dnd5e #heroforge
January 9, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Each has an element that makes them distinct, and I think it would be difficult to mistake any of them for each other. Even if my players don't end up getting the full story on all of them, they should come away with a broad impression of the councilors' personalities. (7/7)
January 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM