How dare your meat sack demand sustenance. Rude, tbh.

Wishing you headache-free vibes

This is my favorite choreo of theirs so far. It's so cute!

I prefer the italics or brackets route, just because I'd get tired of the dialog tag after each line.

All goalies are at least mildly unhinged

Hi, I need this, thanks 😭

talk to me about deep rooted obsessions and the unaddressed sexual tension between hynchan pls

Lmaoooo not the fluffy balls!

I love your alt text bc I had NO idea what I was looking for in that second pic.

They act like he's sat down and verbally said "I take it up the ass." Like, excuse me? People can have bedroom preferences that you would never know about given their behavior in public. He could act how he acts and have all sorts of complicated, nuanced feelings about how he engages with a partner.

Oh is this a WIG? That.... makes it so much better tbh

Big big hugs, friend. 🫂

He what now