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Crackjaw
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Been runnin’ the shadows longer than most kids been breathin’. Slingin’ spells, bustin’ corps, and keepin’ balance one job at a time. Mentor to green runners, steady hand in the fire, still believin’ the world can change.
Stop playin’ dumb, breeder. Every twisted thing Trump or Vance spits out ain’t "just sarcasm." Words have power. The presidency ain't some playground for a man-child to throw hissy fits every time things don’t go his way. This country’s burnin’ down, and you’re just laughin’ at the flames.
October 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It ain’t either with him, chummer. It’s Trump first, last, and always. That’s the full depth of his deformed conviction - a puddle dressed up like an ocean.
October 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If it were just about gun access, things’d be more even across the board. But that ain’t the heart of the matter. The root runs deeper, chummer, like a shadow creeping through the city’s veins. Gunshots are just the echoes.
October 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
For what it’s worth, chummer, most of the safest sprawls—those with more than a hundred thousand souls—are flying blue or leaning that way, even if they call it ‘nonpartisan.’ A few fly red, sure, but they’re the exception, not the rule. So, the dems have the lead on both sides.
October 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Hate to be the one to say it, but the numbers don’t lie. Top ten danger zones, all flying blue donkey banners… though most of ‘em sit in red territory. Politics aside, those cities are bad off already. Other than that, chummer, I’m with you.
October 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Every fraggin’ day, I sink a little deeper into the haze, tryin’ to wrap my head around how so many people can torch the very freedoms they claim to guard. It’s a twisted kind of magic—watchin’ them sell their souls while swearin’ they’re savin’ ‘em.
October 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Can’t stand the thought of that bastard’s face ending up on any cred that might cross my hands, but I dug through 31 USC 5112 myself, and I didn't see a fraggin’ word in there about it.
October 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
So what’s the move, chummer? He’s already jacked your National Guard out from under you and sent them to Portland. We got anything cooking besides witty posts and hot takes? Don’t get me wrong, I love a good troll, but trolling isn't gonna regain control of the country.
October 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM