Pablo Pic-Asshole
@crackity-jonestown.bsky.social
Have never purified myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. Pun connoisseur. About as useful as a fork in a soup restaurant.
When I first saw “This is 40”, I walked out thinking Judd Aaron really must have hated his wife (and hated the movie). Seeing it a decade later and after being in a long term relationship, I get he didn’t hate his wife and it’s a good representation of relationships.
July 6, 2024 at 2:41 AM
When I first saw “This is 40”, I walked out thinking Judd Aaron really must have hated his wife (and hated the movie). Seeing it a decade later and after being in a long term relationship, I get he didn’t hate his wife and it’s a good representation of relationships.
MN has a lot going for itself....flavor in its food isn't one of those things.
June 5, 2024 at 3:22 PM
MN has a lot going for itself....flavor in its food isn't one of those things.
Just saw civil war. I liked the movie but don't expect anything like a plot. Its basically just following a war journalist for 3 days through a war zone. #filmsky
April 14, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Just saw civil war. I liked the movie but don't expect anything like a plot. Its basically just following a war journalist for 3 days through a war zone. #filmsky
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In my unemployment I told myself I'll finally watch all of AFIs top 100 movies. Here I am, watching the Puppet Master series.
March 28, 2024 at 5:22 PM
In my unemployment I told myself I'll finally watch all of AFIs top 100 movies. Here I am, watching the Puppet Master series.
Officially 2 weeks unemployed. I want to start an only fans, but do not know if anyone wants to watch a40-something overweight bearded ginger dad wearing nothing but a smile and a pair of New Balance sneakers.
March 28, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Officially 2 weeks unemployed. I want to start an only fans, but do not know if anyone wants to watch a40-something overweight bearded ginger dad wearing nothing but a smile and a pair of New Balance sneakers.
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Roses are red
Cows are mammalians
Cows are mammalians
February 12, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Roses are red
Cows are mammalians
Cows are mammalians
I’m been het my entire life, but lately I’ve been curious about being f’d by a woman wearing a strap on. Then think, well isn’t a trans woman nothing more than a nice pair of tits and a built in flesh dildo?
This is how I’m discovering I’m more fluid than I thought.
This is how I’m discovering I’m more fluid than I thought.
February 6, 2024 at 9:01 PM
I’m been het my entire life, but lately I’ve been curious about being f’d by a woman wearing a strap on. Then think, well isn’t a trans woman nothing more than a nice pair of tits and a built in flesh dildo?
This is how I’m discovering I’m more fluid than I thought.
This is how I’m discovering I’m more fluid than I thought.
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Recently read that humans don't have a receptor in the skin to detect wetness. I feel like that explains a lot of the issues cishet women have had for years with men.
January 23, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Recently read that humans don't have a receptor in the skin to detect wetness. I feel like that explains a lot of the issues cishet women have had for years with men.
All the shitty parts of a relationship with none of the good stuff....
January 17, 2024 at 12:21 AM
All the shitty parts of a relationship with none of the good stuff....
Wagon Wednesday y’all!
January 11, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Wagon Wednesday y’all!
In the 90s during my sex-Ed class, the teacher explained that you had to pick a condom that fit. This is also the time of jnco jeans so the kids had a skewed notion of what “fit” meant.
January 9, 2024 at 6:24 PM
In the 90s during my sex-Ed class, the teacher explained that you had to pick a condom that fit. This is also the time of jnco jeans so the kids had a skewed notion of what “fit” meant.
During sex-Ed in 10th grade, I remember the teacher explaining to us that condoms are single use. Do not rinse them out after use and throw them over the shower rod to drip dry to use again later.
January 9, 2024 at 6:18 PM
During sex-Ed in 10th grade, I remember the teacher explaining to us that condoms are single use. Do not rinse them out after use and throw them over the shower rod to drip dry to use again later.
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Breaking news: Longtime National Rifle Association chief executive Wayne LaPierre, facing a lawsuit in New York that sought to remove him from his post, announced his resignation from the organization Friday.
NRA chief Wayne LaPierre announces resignation
The longtime chief’s resignation came after an appeals court ruled that a New York state lawsuit accusing LaPierre and the gun-advocacy organization of fraud could advance.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 5, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Breaking news: Longtime National Rifle Association chief executive Wayne LaPierre, facing a lawsuit in New York that sought to remove him from his post, announced his resignation from the organization Friday.
Eels kinda day
I Like Birds
Eels · Song · 2000
open.spotify.com
December 20, 2023 at 4:02 PM
Eels kinda day
I imagine there’s a genre of gay porno somewhere where a “doctor” gives another dude a colonoscopy with his camera dick.
December 13, 2023 at 8:19 PM
I imagine there’s a genre of gay porno somewhere where a “doctor” gives another dude a colonoscopy with his camera dick.
Apparently all of my hobbies include large round things I like to ogle....boobs, butts, and planets.
October 6, 2023 at 2:52 AM
Apparently all of my hobbies include large round things I like to ogle....boobs, butts, and planets.
I’ll jump on the wagon Wednesday bandwagon
October 4, 2023 at 7:57 PM
I’ll jump on the wagon Wednesday bandwagon
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Obligatory posting of the best Dutch sentence. Say it out loud, it will brighten your day.
September 24, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Obligatory posting of the best Dutch sentence. Say it out loud, it will brighten your day.
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yeah, i believe in the holy trinity
September 6, 2023 at 2:50 AM
yeah, i believe in the holy trinity
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he got as close as he could without going over
August 26, 2023 at 9:56 PM
he got as close as he could without going over
The old fish smell in the penguin exhibit reminds me of the Friday night Knight of Columbus fish frys during lent growing up.
August 27, 2023 at 6:43 PM
The old fish smell in the penguin exhibit reminds me of the Friday night Knight of Columbus fish frys during lent growing up.