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always bet on CRACKEN!!!
he's on the chopping block for his crimes
January 1, 2026 at 8:39 PM
"Lost a clothed video offline" -evil Alan Resnick
December 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
i tried to show my cat murder drones
immediately after i took this he somehow managed TO SKIP TO EPISODE 4 WITH THE TOUCHSCREEN because i guess that was his favourite???
August 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
everyone talks about how good of a legendary hyperfixation is but we dont give hyperfixzamazenta enough love
July 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
adhd is looking up the name of a fictional planet to name your pokemon after and ending up finding out about mutant snowmen, cave people, and a racing game because the sun exploded
May 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
i picture elongated muskrat as an ugly version of the tiny hand guy from the banana man music video
May 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Reposted by cracken
repost if you
April 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
the 8th deadly sin is a nintendo switch 2 with a light colour
April 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
prochoice here, i don't think you should have to go through one of the most painful experience a human can have just because you forgot to sit down your dog before going through the nether portal
April 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
the beast
March 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
if i never needed to shit again i wouldnt notice if my nipples vanished
March 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
who is gorn and why is everyone inclined to give him money
March 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
having a newly made bluesky account is a decision between depressing politics and drawings of scantily dressed women and rn i want to choose the delete account button
February 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
made a reaction image for when i open bluesky and dont get politics instantly
(jk that will never happen)
February 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i like this game
February 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM