Crab Wagoon
@crabwagoon.bsky.social
Philly Sports, Dog Guy, Guitar Guy, Nerd, probably Trolling
22 year olds can vote. People exactly like him are why this country is in the position they’re in now. So kinda irrelevant
January 20, 2026 at 4:30 AM
22 year olds can vote. People exactly like him are why this country is in the position they’re in now. So kinda irrelevant
Overly religious annoying cornball. I’m sure he has some weird dark secrets. Everyone like that almost always does.
January 20, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Overly religious annoying cornball. I’m sure he has some weird dark secrets. Everyone like that almost always does.
Cavs have shot the hell out of it every single matchup this year. 44% from 3. That’s on coaching for not altering any sort of defensive scheming
January 17, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Cavs have shot the hell out of it every single matchup this year. 44% from 3. That’s on coaching for not altering any sort of defensive scheming
An “above average player” doesn’t have the 2nd most WAR in all of baseball for a 5 year span that featured 2 WS appearances and a ring.
January 15, 2026 at 7:43 PM
An “above average player” doesn’t have the 2nd most WAR in all of baseball for a 5 year span that featured 2 WS appearances and a ring.
offensive success rate is easy when your OL is allowed to hold to generate big plays, but soft hold penalties are called against the defense.
January 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
offensive success rate is easy when your OL is allowed to hold to generate big plays, but soft hold penalties are called against the defense.
Completely gifted to them by the referees.
January 12, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Completely gifted to them by the referees.
Going wide spread 4th and 2 at midfield is a horrific coaching decision
January 11, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Going wide spread 4th and 2 at midfield is a horrific coaching decision
Except in this one, the officials have a clear favorite
January 9, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Except in this one, the officials have a clear favorite
If a NBA coach cant beat a team missing its top 7 players, at home, with all the best players available, should no longer be an NBA coach.
January 6, 2026 at 4:24 AM
If a NBA coach cant beat a team missing its top 7 players, at home, with all the best players available, should no longer be an NBA coach.
It’s very clearly past 5 yards
December 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It’s very clearly past 5 yards
Within reason. The momentum carry generally applies for when a pass leads them into the backcourt (closer to what happened with the Brunson play). This hit NAW in the chest with plenty of space to stop prior to crossing the backcourt, considering he had full possession well before the line.
December 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Within reason. The momentum carry generally applies for when a pass leads them into the backcourt (closer to what happened with the Brunson play). This hit NAW in the chest with plenty of space to stop prior to crossing the backcourt, considering he had full possession well before the line.
He literally caught the ball/had possession at the S of the State Farm logo. This is a no brainer backcourt violation, and has been for the history of the sport. The useless 2 minute report tomorrow will confirm this.
December 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
He literally caught the ball/had possession at the S of the State Farm logo. This is a no brainer backcourt violation, and has been for the history of the sport. The useless 2 minute report tomorrow will confirm this.
Being this wrong and being an NBA writer is absolutely embarrassing.
December 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Being this wrong and being an NBA writer is absolutely embarrassing.
The official literally threw that to Melton lol. Worst jump ball throw I’ve ever seen
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The official literally threw that to Melton lol. Worst jump ball throw I’ve ever seen
The direct stare at Michkov kinda made it feel showboaty, but maybe I just misinterpreted 😂
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The direct stare at Michkov kinda made it feel showboaty, but maybe I just misinterpreted 😂
Rittich showboating in the shootout then getting absolutely pantsed was beautiful LOL
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Rittich showboating in the shootout then getting absolutely pantsed was beautiful LOL
In a game where he was BAD Joel (which we’ve seen before) he didn’t force anything. Didn’t spend the whole game trying to get going. Set great screens and pulled the defense away. Outside the one blocked shot, everything he had was in rhythm and rimmed out. Didn’t pout and kept energy up. GREAT vibe
October 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
In a game where he was BAD Joel (which we’ve seen before) he didn’t force anything. Didn’t spend the whole game trying to get going. Set great screens and pulled the defense away. Outside the one blocked shot, everything he had was in rhythm and rimmed out. Didn’t pout and kept energy up. GREAT vibe
Yea maybe he shouldn’t sit here and smile and laugh about it. Moron.
October 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Yea maybe he shouldn’t sit here and smile and laugh about it. Moron.
How is it a bad take? It literally what’s happening you fucking dunce
May 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
How is it a bad take? It literally what’s happening you fucking dunce
At least we’ll never have to pretend to root for a piece of human garbage like Ozuna
April 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
At least we’ll never have to pretend to root for a piece of human garbage like Ozuna
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February 23, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Lmao that’s your takeaway from this
February 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Lmao that’s your takeaway from this