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Steve
@crabsantler.bsky.social
It's snide cans of cider and packets of butterkist all the way for me.
January 15, 2026 at 6:04 AM
i think the skiing in Tribes was like this as well eh
January 15, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Toto did the Dune 1984 soundtrack did they not? Cracking tunes.
January 13, 2026 at 9:48 PM
The other night I dreamt I was with Stewart Lee, he was steaming drunk and fell over back at our flat after a night out and hurt his head. We had to lift him up off the floor and put him to bed. He kept mumbling all night as well, had to keep asking him to repeat himself, aptly. Gone off him now.
January 8, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Would rather have Gob Choplins 1
January 4, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Maybe if we just ask it the question "WHY?" like in that episode of the prisoner steam will come out its ears and it will go all cunty-booby.
January 3, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Is he going into cryosleep between films?
January 3, 2026 at 1:05 AM
A class A fandan
December 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Lol he thinks speaking like Data from the star treks is cool.
December 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
It's visceral.
December 20, 2025 at 8:07 AM
You can keep yer novels!
December 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
how do you "stumble across" a steam group I smell foul play here
December 14, 2025 at 8:23 AM
It has definitely brought out his eyes.
December 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I just saw them in that fucking stupid makeup they have
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
He looks like a plate of sausages
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Just one guy that's six inches tall who has a billion health
November 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
And another! gaaaah
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Too many etc.
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I have seen that film fucking shitloads of times. I used to be in a doom/drone/black metal band called Ix. Songs called stoneburner etc. "My name is a killing word" samples etc.
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The death rattle from the arse of John McRirick is better than Radiohead
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
how do i get the gif of the floating baron i need it for a thing i promise
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM