corncob
@crableg.bsky.social
Want to go to Sexnasium
Cursed to remain at Masturbatorium
Cursed to remain at Masturbatorium
Tapping around on a little portable television
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Tapping around on a little portable television
This unfortunately was not extreme enough and I am now amending the prediction to replace the skillsaw with a high speed drone that blows my entire house up on impact
Gonna own so hard two years from now when the cops are skillsawing through my garage door to confiscate the newly illegal carbon monixide detector from my basement
December 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This unfortunately was not extreme enough and I am now amending the prediction to replace the skillsaw with a high speed drone that blows my entire house up on impact
web sites that make you re-enter all ur info immediately after setting a new password--- FUCK YOU!!!!! Pointless waste of my time!!!!
December 26, 2024 at 3:24 PM
web sites that make you re-enter all ur info immediately after setting a new password--- FUCK YOU!!!!! Pointless waste of my time!!!!
Half chicken and cheese and half chocolate pizza
November 23, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Half chicken and cheese and half chocolate pizza
what ill-omened deal was struck in hollywood that made it to where they make one of those edgy retellings of snow white every other year. Is there just a warehouse full of hot topic style shirts for that specifically that someone needs to sell off in a bad way or something
November 20, 2024 at 6:42 PM
what ill-omened deal was struck in hollywood that made it to where they make one of those edgy retellings of snow white every other year. Is there just a warehouse full of hot topic style shirts for that specifically that someone needs to sell off in a bad way or something
Gonna own so hard two years from now when the cops are skillsawing through my garage door to confiscate the newly illegal carbon monixide detector from my basement
November 19, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Gonna own so hard two years from now when the cops are skillsawing through my garage door to confiscate the newly illegal carbon monixide detector from my basement
I think I'll miss re-visiting the anti goku page any time one of those tweets pops back into my mind the most. "battling count chocula in the chocosphere" and "please rise for the national anthem of the shadow realm (disturbed - dehumanized) starts to play" will live on now in memory only
November 19, 2024 at 5:24 PM
I think I'll miss re-visiting the anti goku page any time one of those tweets pops back into my mind the most. "battling count chocula in the chocosphere" and "please rise for the national anthem of the shadow realm (disturbed - dehumanized) starts to play" will live on now in memory only
Every night me & the homies would go out to the garage and light a fire in the middle of the floor out there then build contraptions.
I miss my garage lab and doing homie science with my homies in the garage lab
November 17, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Every night me & the homies would go out to the garage and light a fire in the middle of the floor out there then build contraptions.
I miss my garage lab and doing homie science with my homies in the garage lab
November 16, 2024 at 11:47 PM
I miss my garage lab and doing homie science with my homies in the garage lab
some t hings just never change
November 16, 2024 at 2:07 AM
some t hings just never change
found a gatorade in the fridge and reflexively honked my titties in the ecstasy of the surprise
November 16, 2024 at 2:07 AM
found a gatorade in the fridge and reflexively honked my titties in the ecstasy of the surprise
the only thing better than lunch is the anticipation of lunch
November 13, 2024 at 5:19 PM
the only thing better than lunch is the anticipation of lunch
There's a straight up old timey paddy-wagon that drives around my neighnorhood. I want to believe there's a guy in there with a huge net after stray dogs
November 11, 2024 at 7:00 PM
There's a straight up old timey paddy-wagon that drives around my neighnorhood. I want to believe there's a guy in there with a huge net after stray dogs
This site rules because ppl can say or claim whatever stupid shit they want. You can do jokes on here abt seeing el*n whipping factory workers or the senate hosting cock fights without some boring checkmark idiot shitting up the obvious joke with community notes
November 11, 2024 at 6:04 PM
This site rules because ppl can say or claim whatever stupid shit they want. You can do jokes on here abt seeing el*n whipping factory workers or the senate hosting cock fights without some boring checkmark idiot shitting up the obvious joke with community notes
was out walking today and thought I saw my old roommate standing on some random porch in my periphery but it was just someone's Jason Voorhees halloween decoration
November 11, 2024 at 12:45 AM
was out walking today and thought I saw my old roommate standing on some random porch in my periphery but it was just someone's Jason Voorhees halloween decoration
Thank fuck it's almost Tittie Tuesday
November 10, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Thank fuck it's almost Tittie Tuesday
Yeah
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! AAAAGGGHH!! AAAAHHHH!!!! AHH!! AAAAAAAHHHH!!!
November 10, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Yeah
Fuck it why shouldn't they make the Air Bud eSports movie now. Show me the dog doing quicksopes on a laptop track pad. Show me the dog clutching Street Fighter sets at 1%
November 9, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Fuck it why shouldn't they make the Air Bud eSports movie now. Show me the dog doing quicksopes on a laptop track pad. Show me the dog clutching Street Fighter sets at 1%
I loathe to forget
The Big Honka Honka
The Big Honka Honka
November 9, 2024 at 9:50 PM
I loathe to forget
The Big Honka Honka
The Big Honka Honka
They're gonna unseal a tomb in Egypt this year that reveals a wall painting that's a perfect likeness of The Rizzler and world gov't will be forced to come clean about aliens
November 9, 2024 at 7:58 PM
They're gonna unseal a tomb in Egypt this year that reveals a wall painting that's a perfect likeness of The Rizzler and world gov't will be forced to come clean about aliens
Jerry Seinfeld - 『 コメディビーム S E I N F E L D B E A M』
November 9, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Jerry Seinfeld - 『 コメディビーム S E I N F E L D B E A M』
I'm ready to start taking Fuck You Friday seriously and plan on going into public and doing that more now.
November 9, 2024 at 5:47 PM
I'm ready to start taking Fuck You Friday seriously and plan on going into public and doing that more now.
They should decide more stuff based on who can hoop better
November 9, 2024 at 3:34 AM
They should decide more stuff based on who can hoop better
The last time I was at the zoo one of the lions had snached a goose and was just going crazy on it
November 8, 2024 at 1:14 AM
The last time I was at the zoo one of the lions had snached a goose and was just going crazy on it