Elon Swisher
@crabkilla2000.bsky.social
Purveyor of food. Kara Swisher's secret alpha male, oppressive, tech-bro billionaire husband.
Not sure what the big deal is.
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Not sure what the big deal is.
I think you need to go back to school, grasshopper - or at least learn how to use Google and a calculator.
13% is the answer. Not 50%. 13%
13% is the answer. Not 50%. 13%
December 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I think you need to go back to school, grasshopper - or at least learn how to use Google and a calculator.
13% is the answer. Not 50%. 13%
13% is the answer. Not 50%. 13%
Not sure how you managed to bag Amanda. She is out of your league.
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Not sure how you managed to bag Amanda. She is out of your league.
OK - so now their revenue covers 40% of their operating budget. Big whoopty dooo
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
OK - so now their revenue covers 40% of their operating budget. Big whoopty dooo
Who do you think AI is for? Martians?
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Who do you think AI is for? Martians?
No one cares about these people anymore
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
No one cares about these people anymore
LOL - You people don’t even bother reading the details. Elon has to deliver an $8 trillion market cap on Tesla to get paid $1 trillion. No performance, no pay. It is nothing more complicated than a sales commission where the stock market decides if he gets paid.
It's"do or die" 12% commission 🤡
It's"do or die" 12% commission 🤡
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
LOL - You people don’t even bother reading the details. Elon has to deliver an $8 trillion market cap on Tesla to get paid $1 trillion. No performance, no pay. It is nothing more complicated than a sales commission where the stock market decides if he gets paid.
It's"do or die" 12% commission 🤡
It's"do or die" 12% commission 🤡
LOL - I love it!!
October 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
LOL - I love it!!
I might feel sorry for Wikipedia if a bunch of fascists didn't run it.
October 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I might feel sorry for Wikipedia if a bunch of fascists didn't run it.
BURN ANTIFA INTO THE GROUND. DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO
October 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
BURN ANTIFA INTO THE GROUND. DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO
You're mad because the tables are turned 😂
LOL
LOL
October 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
You're mad because the tables are turned 😂
LOL
LOL
So you are saying that you don't like it when the tables are turned? At least your social media accounts are not banned in unison. You aren't being de-banked.
Try that on for size, you hypocrites 🤡
Try that on for size, you hypocrites 🤡
October 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
So you are saying that you don't like it when the tables are turned? At least your social media accounts are not banned in unison. You aren't being de-banked.
Try that on for size, you hypocrites 🤡
Try that on for size, you hypocrites 🤡
Aweeeee . . . booo hoooooooooo
October 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Aweeeee . . . booo hoooooooooo
Maybe all you Libs should ban together and start your own airline that refunds money when "things go wrong". Make sure you competitive rates too!
September 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Maybe all you Libs should ban together and start your own airline that refunds money when "things go wrong". Make sure you competitive rates too!
This makes total sense since all other LLM's are far left wing
September 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This makes total sense since all other LLM's are far left wing
Are you trans? Your artwork looks like something only trans people would like.
June 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Are you trans? Your artwork looks like something only trans people would like.
Here we have a white liberal who has far more intelligence on the Middle East than people in government.
Listen and do whatever she says 🤡
Listen and do whatever she says 🤡
June 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Here we have a white liberal who has far more intelligence on the Middle East than people in government.
Listen and do whatever she says 🤡
Listen and do whatever she says 🤡
Boy, if Zuck's mid-level political stances upset you this much, you have got to be on a bunch of meds to live life.
June 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Boy, if Zuck's mid-level political stances upset you this much, you have got to be on a bunch of meds to live life.
This is like saying "it has been cold all winter in Buffalo, NY. Climate change is over!" 🤡
May 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This is like saying "it has been cold all winter in Buffalo, NY. Climate change is over!" 🤡
That stupid train will never be built. It was supposed to be done in 2020 for $33 billion. Now the budget is $120b by 2045. News alert - it will be over $200b and will never get built.
May 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
That stupid train will never be built. It was supposed to be done in 2020 for $33 billion. Now the budget is $120b by 2045. News alert - it will be over $200b and will never get built.
The only sinking ship is Business Insider, which laid off 20% today LOL
Garbage content
Garbage content
May 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The only sinking ship is Business Insider, which laid off 20% today LOL
Garbage content
Garbage content
Perry definitely thinks climate change is a "threat to humanity"
Elon is the industrialist who is doing the most for climate change (cars, trucks, solar, powergrid batteries)
So Perry is willing to give up on climate change to hate on Elon 😂
Elon is the industrialist who is doing the most for climate change (cars, trucks, solar, powergrid batteries)
So Perry is willing to give up on climate change to hate on Elon 😂
May 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Perry definitely thinks climate change is a "threat to humanity"
Elon is the industrialist who is doing the most for climate change (cars, trucks, solar, powergrid batteries)
So Perry is willing to give up on climate change to hate on Elon 😂
Elon is the industrialist who is doing the most for climate change (cars, trucks, solar, powergrid batteries)
So Perry is willing to give up on climate change to hate on Elon 😂
So you are willing to give up climate change for Elon hate?
May 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
So you are willing to give up climate change for Elon hate?
What exactly is the problem Sean
May 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
What exactly is the problem Sean
So tell us your commentary on the video, my white dude
May 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
So tell us your commentary on the video, my white dude