🤘Miami Nice
@crabbypatty.bsky.social
podunk & proud. pro civil, human, animal & nature rights. farmer of sorts. bio major. xpat wannabe. pro choice. collector of sparkly things. rather uninteresting & borderline antisocial, but who cares? its the internet.
5th place happened
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
5th place happened
who knew mamdani was a pig whisperer?
November 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
who knew mamdani was a pig whisperer?
my insurance doesnt cover daily whiplash
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
my insurance doesnt cover daily whiplash
ive heard of a few dumb inventions before, but this one is way up there.
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
ive heard of a few dumb inventions before, but this one is way up there.
but he is white & likely molested a few
hens. so i think hes safe
hens. so i think hes safe
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
but he is white & likely molested a few
hens. so i think hes safe
hens. so i think hes safe
and only being able to make decisions AFTER the "he" dictates idiotic policies. that good ole illusion of choice. 😉
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
and only being able to make decisions AFTER the "he" dictates idiotic policies. that good ole illusion of choice. 😉
100%. thanks to clive barker's book the hellbound heart, if you love reading that kind of stuff as well. (his story forbidden was the basis for the candyman movies. the first one being another low key amazing & weird horror movie imho.)
November 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
100%. thanks to clive barker's book the hellbound heart, if you love reading that kind of stuff as well. (his story forbidden was the basis for the candyman movies. the first one being another low key amazing & weird horror movie imho.)
jfhc. men & their obsession with what their junk looks like is a borderline mental illness. they are ALL fugly as hell & any fruit analogy is an insult to all fruit. thanks for the pics of pedos in their underwear tho- we all needed a visual version of syrup of ipecac. disgusting.
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 AM
jfhc. men & their obsession with what their junk looks like is a borderline mental illness. they are ALL fugly as hell & any fruit analogy is an insult to all fruit. thanks for the pics of pedos in their underwear tho- we all needed a visual version of syrup of ipecac. disgusting.
embed videos please. utube requiring sign-in & thats a big nope.
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 AM
embed videos please. utube requiring sign-in & thats a big nope.
idk who paid for her education, but what a sad rate of return on that investment.
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
idk who paid for her education, but what a sad rate of return on that investment.
hell yeah! freedom for frankie! best news ive heard all week.
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
hell yeah! freedom for frankie! best news ive heard all week.
wtf do we care/ask/report what he thinks or has to say about anything? he is a lump of nothingness.
November 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
wtf do we care/ask/report what he thinks or has to say about anything? he is a lump of nothingness.
oops- tiny hands forgot hes supposed to hide the one slathered with concealer
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
oops- tiny hands forgot hes supposed to hide the one slathered with concealer
an abuser. they are talented actors in public, in front of the police & in court. dr jekyll & mr hyde.
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
an abuser. they are talented actors in public, in front of the police & in court. dr jekyll & mr hyde.
yes i am & thats why i thought that was an odd result & posted it
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
yes i am & thats why i thought that was an odd result & posted it
bc i NEVER SIGN OUT.
November 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
bc i NEVER SIGN OUT.
which i thought was odd bc i am indeed signed in.
November 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
which i thought was odd bc i am indeed signed in.