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@crabbyness.bsky.social
philosophy, politics, economics, & ecology, but make it brainrot.

✨B.A. (Big Ass) in economics, failed triple major in philosophy & polisci 📚 master’s in degrowth: ecology, economics, & policy✨
the most vulnerable are paying the highest cost for the sake of polluters’ profits, while these polluters shrug responsibility. it’s time to hold them accountable.

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Polluters broke it, we're paying for it. Make Polluters Pay
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November 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
@govmurphy.bsky.social urging you and your administration to deny the air permit for the NESE pipeline. more fossil fuels are not the solution to urgent climate action, and they only power more disaster in the climate-vulnerable global south.
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
it’s Election Day in NJ and I will never *not* share this link every election
yourfuckingpollingplace.com
Find Your Fucking Polling Place
Be one of the cool kids, visit this site to find your fucking polling place.
yourfuckingpollingplace.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
alas, there is no such thing as free lunch or so they teach economics students

solve for the value of the opportunity cost of this ((expletive)) 😤
October 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
i am a 4’10” menace to society. the least you can do is allow me to give you free labor
October 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
nj politics is so funny to me like why was I blocked on Instagram by Ras Baraka for 7 years and why didn’t his campaign respond to the volunteer form I filled out

I mean I know why but c’mon
October 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
@booker.senate.gov y’all still got full-size m&ms in your office for folks lobbying?
October 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
nj dems hate to see me posting
October 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
@internethippo.bsky.social my first genuinely thought I was you irl and I have never been so honored since. didn’t marry them tho 🦛
October 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
green growth is inherently an oxymoron lol
Headline of today's @financialtimes.com Moral Money newsletter nails the lesson from the Econ Nobels:

"Why green growth needs more destruction"

Yup.
October 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
do I have original research to back this up? no
a definitive source? also no but I believe my intuition and genius count
if knowing that the economy and money is literally made up is not nobel prize in economics worthy, I don’t know what is
October 14, 2025 at 12:14 PM
if knowing that the economy and money is literally made up is not nobel prize in economics worthy, I don’t know what is
October 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
while we’re talking Nobel prizes, I am still awaiting my prize in economics
ah yes I too don’t use anything for anything where is my Nobel prize in economics
amazing q&a with paul krugman
October 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
the answer to this is no. I was told by my coworker that no one would believe me 🥲 there goes my reasonable accomodation for being illiterate and alas I will have to continue to read legal briefs like I know how to read
will i succeed in convincing everyone that i am illiterate? tbd
October 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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It's not possible for my empire to have problems. My courtiers are always nervously smiling and telling me everything is great
September 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
yes, democrats increased funding for ICE during the last administration & yes, the lawlessness that ICE embodies today would’ve taken a different shape under a democratic administration. but the way ICE has been emboldened by the racism of the Trump administration is different, let’s be clear.
August 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
the epistemic extractivism on Thomas Piketty’s part doesn’t surprise me given his denial of the domestic violence allegations against him. violence begets violence, whether that be physical or epistemic.
July 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
me, an abolitionist
July 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I wonder if posting painfully misinformed infographics will do the trick
July 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
teetering between taking this seriously as a platform for my self-righteousness and using this platform for strictly satire/shitposting
July 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
forced hubby to sign up for Bluesky to validate me since y’all mfs don’t do shit
July 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
ah yes I too don’t use anything for anything where is my Nobel prize in economics
amazing q&a with paul krugman
June 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
remembering the time I got called unprofessional by my white boss bc I joked that my rapper name was 2Chinkz. (I am Southeast Asian.)
My favorite tidbit about Zohran Mamdani is the spicy names he used as a rapper.
June 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
alas, as a utility monster, no model could ever explain utility maximization at my level
Just admitted to our political economy students that our rational choice and utility maximizing models have little explanatory power these days.
May 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM