Accidentally said this in response to someone’s picture chat did I cook?
May 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Accidentally said this in response to someone’s picture chat did I cook?
I forgot about this app but I got put in twitter jail for being too real so I’m back
April 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I forgot about this app but I got put in twitter jail for being too real so I’m back
My new favorite bit is to add “and farting” to my responses when someone asks me what I’m doing.
For example If I was currently asked wyd I say “I’m just watching puppet history and farting”
For example If I was currently asked wyd I say “I’m just watching puppet history and farting”
March 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
My new favorite bit is to add “and farting” to my responses when someone asks me what I’m doing.
For example If I was currently asked wyd I say “I’m just watching puppet history and farting”
For example If I was currently asked wyd I say “I’m just watching puppet history and farting”
Clocking in for my shift at the pre written notes app message factory to make a man cry
February 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Clocking in for my shift at the pre written notes app message factory to make a man cry
I’ve been in the bathroom so long my mom knocked on the door and said “I’m sorry for what you must be going through I’m praying for you”
February 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I’ve been in the bathroom so long my mom knocked on the door and said “I’m sorry for what you must be going through I’m praying for you”
Do you guys think men should be allowed outside or nah
February 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Do you guys think men should be allowed outside or nah
I hate taking my fake nails off I immediately forget how to use my hands it feels like I’m trying to shower with oven mitts on
February 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I hate taking my fake nails off I immediately forget how to use my hands it feels like I’m trying to shower with oven mitts on
I’ll be ovulating alone on Valentine’s Day so if you see me running down the street on all fours growling and using telekinesis to crumple parked cars please just put me down
February 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I’ll be ovulating alone on Valentine’s Day so if you see me running down the street on all fours growling and using telekinesis to crumple parked cars please just put me down
This app needs drafts I have so many horrible things to say but I need to ponder on them first
February 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This app needs drafts I have so many horrible things to say but I need to ponder on them first
Saw a tiktok of a person so hot I yelled “good golly” and threw my phone
February 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Saw a tiktok of a person so hot I yelled “good golly” and threw my phone
Clocking into the IBS factory like “who closed last night”?
February 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Clocking into the IBS factory like “who closed last night”?
Kendrick smiling ear to ear killing drake at the Super Bowl is so beautiful he inspires me to be a bigger hater
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Kendrick smiling ear to ear killing drake at the Super Bowl is so beautiful he inspires me to be a bigger hater
Got told to “stop asking gay questions” because I’m apparently “ruining the game” 🙄 everyone hates a curious girl
February 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Got told to “stop asking gay questions” because I’m apparently “ruining the game” 🙄 everyone hates a curious girl
Are the players allowed to jerk each other off or is that like a foul or something?
February 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Are the players allowed to jerk each other off or is that like a foul or something?
Ive never watched football before when do they start kissing?
February 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Ive never watched football before when do they start kissing?
She’s asking her if scissoring is real
February 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
She’s asking her if scissoring is real
Punxsutawney Phil I will see you in hell
February 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Punxsutawney Phil I will see you in hell
Asked the group chat if boys twirl they bush and nobody will answer me
February 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Asked the group chat if boys twirl they bush and nobody will answer me
She Kiki on my bouba till I effect
January 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
She Kiki on my bouba till I effect
They brought it back solely to embarrass me
Do yall like girls who cry about the tiktok ban?
January 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
They brought it back solely to embarrass me
The autistic meltdown when my routine ive had for 10 years of going on tiktok every morning is disrupted going to be nuts
January 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The autistic meltdown when my routine ive had for 10 years of going on tiktok every morning is disrupted going to be nuts
Do yall like girls who cry about the tiktok ban?
January 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Do yall like girls who cry about the tiktok ban?
They’re singing Chappell Roan songs on the gravity falls charity stream I feel like I’m in autism heaven at great wolf lodge
January 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
They’re singing Chappell Roan songs on the gravity falls charity stream I feel like I’m in autism heaven at great wolf lodge
Everyone should just post hole on the last day of TikTok like what are they gonna do about it
January 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Everyone should just post hole on the last day of TikTok like what are they gonna do about it