Ian ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ
@crabbaboon.bsky.social
Remember that time I showed up with just panties under my coat
Bitches with brown eyes always be like:
August 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Bitches with brown eyes always be like:
Lemme know if this book is good! On chapter 5 atm
June 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Lemme know if this book is good! On chapter 5 atm
Need someone's ankles on my shoulders rn
June 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Need someone's ankles on my shoulders rn
If he has hot Cheetos underwear he's a liar and he paints
June 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
If he has hot Cheetos underwear he's a liar and he paints
Gambling me going to Florida in a week to find a switch 2 y'all light a candle for me
June 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Gambling me going to Florida in a week to find a switch 2 y'all light a candle for me
Who wanna lay on me
June 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Who wanna lay on me
Love living on an island low-key
June 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Love living on an island low-key
I love drinks with a sunset
May 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I love drinks with a sunset
A regular picture with clothes on 😌
May 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
A regular picture with clothes on 😌
Clap for me y'all I got Chinese food and didn't overeat 🫰🏽🫰🏽🫰🏽
May 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Clap for me y'all I got Chinese food and didn't overeat 🫰🏽🫰🏽🫰🏽
Also been seeing good things about thunderbolt? Another movie I know nothing about but I will be seated and giving a review no one asked for
May 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Also been seeing good things about thunderbolt? Another movie I know nothing about but I will be seated and giving a review no one asked for
Watching sinners tonight ladies!! Idk anything about it except for the memes I see on TikTok 🦇
May 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Watching sinners tonight ladies!! Idk anything about it except for the memes I see on TikTok 🦇
I really had Greek yoghurt and a banana for breakfast, and a keto sandwich for lunch, just to eat pizza, cheese sticks and a cinnabon for dinner 🫣😭
April 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I really had Greek yoghurt and a banana for breakfast, and a keto sandwich for lunch, just to eat pizza, cheese sticks and a cinnabon for dinner 🫣😭
Y'all nvm just saw oomfies dick and I take it all back
April 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Y'all nvm just saw oomfies dick and I take it all back
Imma need less porn on the TL and more brain rot memes STAT
April 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Imma need less porn on the TL and more brain rot memes STAT
Not hating myself! Big day today 🗿🌻
April 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Not hating myself! Big day today 🗿🌻
I love my job but my co workers are the worst fucking people. It's April first and I walk in and everyone just looks miserable and have a cunt face on. Another day of being in my own bubble and trying to stay positive lol
April 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I love my job but my co workers are the worst fucking people. It's April first and I walk in and everyone just looks miserable and have a cunt face on. Another day of being in my own bubble and trying to stay positive lol
Looking for a movie to make me bawl my eyes out 🫶🏽 if anyone got recs lemme know
January 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Looking for a movie to make me bawl my eyes out 🫶🏽 if anyone got recs lemme know
I wanna beeee in this hoi polloi ✨
January 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I wanna beeee in this hoi polloi ✨
Skin is low-key skinning ngl
November 30, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Skin is low-key skinning ngl