Crab
@crab-rang00n.bsky.social
I love bringing stuff to light
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I love bringing stuff to light
On another note I hate these things
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
On another note I hate these things
Need someone to tell me if my bra burning should be in slow motion or not
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Need someone to tell me if my bra burning should be in slow motion or not
Just googled how long does it take for vitamins to kick in
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Just googled how long does it take for vitamins to kick in
Gonna start making people in my program walk the plank
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Gonna start making people in my program walk the plank
My other car is at the Bach marathon
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
My other car is at the Bach marathon
Why the hell can't we do drafts on here
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Why the hell can't we do drafts on here
How do I become chipper
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
How do I become chipper
IF I was going to a Halloween party my costume would be the child of an angel and a vampire
November 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
IF I was going to a Halloween party my costume would be the child of an angel and a vampire
I do not want to jam
October 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I do not want to jam
Just googled "clothes"
October 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Just googled "clothes"
I am desperate to sleep in my contacts tn
October 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I am desperate to sleep in my contacts tn
I can not stop saying all roads lead to Rome
September 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I can not stop saying all roads lead to Rome
I feel like there is this whole genre of guys posting pics of their gfs chopping wood
September 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I feel like there is this whole genre of guys posting pics of their gfs chopping wood
I'm in New Jersey now
September 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I'm in New Jersey now
That was the best tweet I could think of
August 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
That was the best tweet I could think of
Hellooooooo sports fans
August 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hellooooooo sports fans
Hope they will teach me the alphabet in school
August 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Hope they will teach me the alphabet in school
I keep reading the word titles as titties
August 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I keep reading the word titles as titties
Love seeing a little field mouse cross the street at night ... sue me!
August 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Love seeing a little field mouse cross the street at night ... sue me!