🎵 Constant (constant) 🎵
🎵 Mrr-ing (mrr-ing) 🎵

I was in a meeting. He could have waited.

New Fargo season...

I'm drunk. And the new Fargo season.

I'm okay. I'm from planet danger.

Stay alert.

It was good! The last song is a Neil Young cover and I think @hedgewitch.bsky.social might stab me if she heard it.

If what I think is happening is happening, it better not be happening.

I wish I would learn sign. It honestly seemed like something they should teach in school. Not only is it a general accessibility advantage and courtesy, it has numerous potential uses beyond accessibility issues, especially if it was commonly understood.

When Megan and I used to work in Microsoft tech support, the phonetic alphabet was posted on our cubicles. Great for us, but using it on the line always seemed to encourage people like you into trying to use it back haha. Everyone's spontaneous phonetic alphabet is awkward and hilarious.

I'm sorry, Gumby's my father's name. Call me Cumby.

Back in the early '80s, PW's 1981 live show at the Roxy Theater was an HBO staple. Written with Phil Hartman et al, it was a loving, winking, and sometimes bawdy hat tip to every kid's TV show.

Everyone I went to high school with could quote it from front to back.

I've got second degree burns...

We're all gen peewee.

I do declare.

Is blue ska sad ska or nude ska?