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@cpuvirus.bsky.social
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A conversation with my mom this morning
Mom: Text with Jesus they are talking about it on Today (show) Only premium users can talk to satan. Me: I'll just continue talking to Satan the old fashioned way. By sacrificing a goat and summoning hellfire.
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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A triumphant Trump arm after assas8nation attempt arm raise holding a giant dildo dripping cumin on his face.
July 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Amazing dinner at Frontera tonight started with the Sopecitos Rancheros, and a Paloma. And for dinner the Chomotto Pibil
A Paloma served in a Collins glass with a sprig of rosemary in it Appetizer of Sopesitos Rancheros An amazing Chomorro Pibil. Slow roasted pork shanks with black beans and pickled onions.
May 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Statement: " I want you to fart on my chest" Response " how much?"
May 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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A meme from the movie Jaws. "We're gonna need a smaller violin!"
April 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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We can hope
Do-over
January 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Message notifications on a mobile device from three people. Anxiety "What if you're not good enough" Depression "Everyone hates you" Christmas Dracula "I vant to vish you a merry christmas"
December 25, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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In 2019, American cancer patients paid approximately $16.22 billion in out-of-pocket for cancer treatment. Meanwhile, UnitedHealthcare reported about $33 billion in profits last year. This means one insurance company alone could cover every American's cancer treatment and still walk away with nearly $17 billion in profits.
December 11, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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This is my first arcade machine restoration project. Definitely needs some TLC. First step is looking into why the CRT goes black after 10 min of play time.
Vintage 1982 Ms Pac-Man arcade cocktail table 1982 Ms Pac-Man arcade cocktail table opened up showing the internal electrical and CRT monitor.
November 16, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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"Pick your own doughnut" sign obfuscated to look like fuck your own doughnut. With Skeletor unzipping his pants after finally deciding what he needed to do.
May 3, 2024 at 4:37 PM
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Partial eclipse of the sun
April 8, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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Picture of a partial eclipse of the sun
April 8, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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At the peak of Angel's Landing Zion National Park
Selfie from on top of Angel's Landing Zion National Park
March 28, 2024 at 7:55 AM
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Smoked and dehydrated to make super hot chili powder
A mixture of dehydrated super hot peppers Super hot peppers before going into the smoker
February 29, 2024 at 8:14 PM
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I just got a fun spam text message. I will update as the story develops
Image of a text message I received. Content of message from the sender: Hi, this is Barbizon Modeling & Acting. Virtual auditions for training & placement are coming to your city soon! We are looking for young people who are interested in doing things like fashion shows, hair shows, movie extras, and commercials - right in your hometown. Still interested in scheduling an audition? Reply Y | To stop notifications, reply STOP. My reply: I am middle aged, over weight and bald are there any open roles for me?
January 25, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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A "doctor" giving an antivaxer advice on how to remove the J&J covid vaccine from their system. It involves giving themselves an enema with 3 pureed habanero peppers in water.
December 23, 2023 at 7:32 PM
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Back from the holiday family hiatus. I have to say this is probably one of the best turkeys I have made for Thanksgiving.
Picture of a whole roasted turkey with the perfect amount of browning and my great grandma's homemade stuffing.
November 26, 2023 at 11:40 PM
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Good day on the smoker. Made some pulled pork and a half of rack of ribs.
Picture of a pork shoulder and half a rack of ribs on the smoker Picture of the pork shoulder resting after coming off of the smoker Pulled pork made from the pork shoulder in the previous two pictures
November 22, 2023 at 1:01 AM
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Found this on the internet but do not know who created it to give proper credit
A changeable letter sign with the phrase "I may not be much to look at but I fuck like the government" posted on it.
October 19, 2023 at 4:51 PM
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August 1, 2023 at 1:50 PM
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July 10, 2023 at 11:15 AM
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July 3, 2023 at 11:18 PM
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June 29, 2023 at 4:01 AM
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Soy ginger salmon with miso glazed cauliflower and wild rice
Fresh caught king salmon in a soy ginger marinade. Served with miso glazed cauliflower and wild rice.
June 25, 2023 at 10:46 PM
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June 24, 2023 at 5:05 PM