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People have said a lot about the lack of cultural impact James Cameron’s Avatar movies have had. But what about the Barbie movie? Has that had any lasting relevance? Do people quote it or talk about it still today?
January 10, 2026 at 2:06 AM
The cost of sliving crisis.
January 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Sometimes I hope I don’t live a long life. Unless something seriously changes with the world and society, I don’t know that I can put up with this for another forty or fifty years.
January 6, 2026 at 9:11 AM
I find it interesting that Conclave and Wake Up Dead Man take a similar approach to Catholicism, in that they both ask the question, “Which way, Western Church?”
December 8, 2025 at 11:29 AM
It’s always disappointing how bad Hinge’s “Most Compatible” feature is at recommending people I would be interested in. It’s like the algorithm doesn’t even know who I am… so sad.
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Zohran Mamdani has pretty privilege. There, I said it.
November 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
You should be able to look at porn at work, discretely of course, when others aren’t around. Sometimes when you’re having a rough day, you just need to see a picture of a girl’s asshole to know that everything will be ok.
October 18, 2025 at 5:44 AM
When you’re born in a prison, it’s hard to see the walls and guards. But once you realise the truth, why would you not try to escape? Why would you continue to live your life as normal, pretending you still can’t see?
October 4, 2025 at 9:44 AM
One great improvement that Silksong has over Hollow Knight is that it passes the Bechdel Test. I guess when you have a mute protagonist, it’s pretty hard to pass it, but still.
September 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Now that I’ve finally 100% completed Silksong, I can finally ask: did they ever really explain what the deal with all of the bells was? I get that it has some religious significance, but… I don’t really get it. Anyway, loved the game to bits.
September 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
The best you can hope for in life is that you at least pick up a few good stories along the way to tell at the end of it.
September 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
EVERYONE GET OFF STEAM NOW, I NEED TO BUY SILKSONG! IT KEEPS CRASHING ON THE CHECKOUT PAGE!
September 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My Uma Musume moments before I send her to the glue factory because she only has a 2-star Wit inheritance.
August 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Before man was, Pepsi waited for him. The ultimate soda awaiting its ultimate drinker.
July 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Call me Uma Musume the way I be making these girls horse.
July 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If you think about it, it’s kinda ironic to clean your bathroom. That’s where I go to make myself clean, yet here I am cleaning it. It’s strange, but also poetic in a way.
June 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Man, Andor is so cool. I wish politics was real.
June 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I have anime synesthesia, each anime has a certain smell or flavour to it for me. For example, Naruto tastes a cheese sandwich and smells like piss.
May 16, 2025 at 6:17 AM
You’ve gotta listen to your heart, act with your head, and show some guts.
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I love to use verbs. See, I just did it then! And again, there! Jumping.
April 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Blue Prince is a game that unfortunately engages in male power fantasies, such as owning a home with more than two rooms.
April 27, 2025 at 9:37 AM
One thing about me is that I love leaving money on the table. If it’s too much effort to reach over and grab it, then it can just stay there. Someone else is welcome to it if they like, I don’t mind.
April 14, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Man, I’m really gonna miss all the money. I didn’t even have a lot of it, but I enjoyed the time we’ve spent together nonetheless.
April 8, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I’m on a seed oil diet. When I SEE’D an oil, I eat it! 😋
March 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
James Cameron really watched the ending of Free Willy and thought, “It would have been better if the whale got its revenge and killed everyone.” And you know what? He wasn’t wrong.
March 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM