Captain Carrot
@cptncarrot.bsky.social
Dwarf, Ankh-Morkpork City Watchman, Dog-Lover.
This meme has an audience of one.
September 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
This meme has an audience of one.
Thanks for the reminder!
September 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Thanks for the reminder!
It's about a quarter mile from the music department to his office. Not that undergrads could be induced to do something so nefarious.
February 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
It's about a quarter mile from the music department to his office. Not that undergrads could be induced to do something so nefarious.
Yeah, they really masked it in cryptic language like "this will not change your tax or refund."
February 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Yeah, they really masked it in cryptic language like "this will not change your tax or refund."
It's the slogan of this administration.
January 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It's the slogan of this administration.
I'm not exaggerating.
January 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I'm not exaggerating.
If I had the skill as I'd put Thomas and his RV into this ad.
December 21, 2024 at 6:38 PM
If I had the skill as I'd put Thomas and his RV into this ad.
Sometimes the world panders to me, specifically.
November 18, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Sometimes the world panders to me, specifically.
My life is a lie.
November 5, 2024 at 2:10 PM
My life is a lie.
Yup. There's nothing to suggest that Trump 47 will have any respect for the law when it's in their way.
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October 13, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Yup. There's nothing to suggest that Trump 47 will have any respect for the law when it's in their way.
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I felt like an early adopter, but I guess it's all relative.
September 17, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I felt like an early adopter, but I guess it's all relative.
Outside of Puerto Rico, they are genuinely tiny.
December 31, 2023 at 1:38 PM
Outside of Puerto Rico, they are genuinely tiny.