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I am Roni’s complete lack of surprise
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Writer Guy
#1 Spades Slick Enjoyer
Currently drafting and dying while doing it
I have a love-hate relationship with knitting socks.
September 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Time to actually post here and stop forgetting I live here.

Here’s my kitty in a grocery sack.
September 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Sorry I keep forgetting people exist here 🫩
June 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Instead of fixing my plot hole I’m making videos complaining about fixing a plot hole.

Where’s my MFA group when you need it 🫠
May 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Halfway through plotting out this third draft and I realize that I should probably write the novel from another character’s POV, rendering all of this useless
May 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Heavily considering commissioning a plush of my OC because I’m too tired to make it myself, but that means I need a ref sheet and that I DO have to make myself which is like 🫩
May 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Reposted by I am Roni’s complete lack of surprise
One of the contracts I was counting on fell through but the good news is I only need €50 to pay my mortgage tomorrow 👌👌 anyone need a painted portrait for about €30 less than I would usually do it?
Heya #PortfolioDay! I'm Merlin, an artist based in France 🐓 Currently looking for work of the digital painting category, I love drawing people 🔥 I've done some podcast covers in the past and I'd love to dip into TTRPG illustration 😊
👁️: www.kalgalen.com/portfolio
✉️: kalgalen@hotmail.fr
April 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Someone on tumblr made the gif I’ve been looking for for my entire life. (everyone who voted kill in the fuck/marry/kill post is boring, like at least make a convincing threat against him otherwise why bother) (don’t ask me what I’d pick unless you’re prepared for things to get real weird real fast)
April 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Having a cubical is fun. Everyone can see what I’m doing all the time but that means they’re also subject to my intense fandom and bandom tendencies and a win is a win in my book
April 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Rise and grind motherfuckers let’s get this bread

*falls face-first into cat puke*
April 7, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Fuck this being a professional account, I’m here to be weird now
April 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I don’t know what to post anymore because this is a weird amalgamation of my professional life and my personal life, and since I haven’t crossed the streams since 2018 here’s a sunset picture I took back in July before my life went kaputski
November 21, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I’ve had three different nightmares over the course of one night about this job interview I just had.

Being out of work truly is a trip, and not a fun one.

Me @ the work emails I was so anxious to answer this year, I miss you.
November 20, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Criminal cat caught on desktop, punishment (no more treats) will commence
November 14, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Having the flu sucks.

Having the flu and being on deadline is horrifying.
September 3, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Everyone from my old Twitter community is here now so now I have to track everyone down and boy howdy am I tired
April 24, 2024 at 7:37 PM