Jack Aubrey
@cptjackaubrey.bsky.social
We don’t need CBS. We have Fox for that.
January 1, 2026 at 7:53 PM
We don’t need CBS. We have Fox for that.
Bigotry adds 4”-6”
January 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Bigotry adds 4”-6”
Have they not heard we shoot first and wrestle with the legal baggage later?
January 1, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Have they not heard we shoot first and wrestle with the legal baggage later?
I’m hoping this fizzles out to an Executive Order where Trump demands a sequel to Master and Commander.
December 30, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I’m hoping this fizzles out to an Executive Order where Trump demands a sequel to Master and Commander.
My Dutch oven sounds like a Beluschi era SNL skit. I would atleast read that.
December 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My Dutch oven sounds like a Beluschi era SNL skit. I would atleast read that.
He’s nostalgic for his favorite childhood toy, the sit and spin.
December 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
He’s nostalgic for his favorite childhood toy, the sit and spin.
I think he was also an emergency recall, had to go back as soon as they had enough guys.
December 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I think he was also an emergency recall, had to go back as soon as they had enough guys.
The makings of a Viet Cong punji stick trap.
December 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The makings of a Viet Cong punji stick trap.
Looks like The Skipper found Thurston Howell III’s cash box.
December 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Looks like The Skipper found Thurston Howell III’s cash box.
Missed a sweet williams grab
December 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Missed a sweet williams grab
That dude has a drawer full of codpieces, no doubt.
December 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
That dude has a drawer full of codpieces, no doubt.
I wish Pudge had been a start to finish Red Sox.
December 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I wish Pudge had been a start to finish Red Sox.
Don’t forget future Trump Med Gaza
December 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Don’t forget future Trump Med Gaza
Hyde of the majestic Nauga
December 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Hyde of the majestic Nauga
The rare unsponsored bucket
December 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The rare unsponsored bucket
Do you not feel the athlete should know something about who they are agreeing to go on a podcast with?
December 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Do you not feel the athlete should know something about who they are agreeing to go on a podcast with?
The only thing worthy of the Trump name is a sewage processing facility.
December 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The only thing worthy of the Trump name is a sewage processing facility.
With a generous dram of Irish Whiskey absolutely.
December 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
With a generous dram of Irish Whiskey absolutely.
Wait ‘til Otis sees us!
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Wait ‘til Otis sees us!
Couldn’t have happened to a bigger group of assholes.
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Couldn’t have happened to a bigger group of assholes.
Every tv show that made it past the pilot had a quicksand episode.
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Every tv show that made it past the pilot had a quicksand episode.
Teddy Ruxpin was more accurate.
December 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Teddy Ruxpin was more accurate.