I do find that one somewhat less wholesome and enjoyable on the saga meter than a potentially child-eating zipline, if I'm being honest

This, the zipline, and the Doobster are the trifecta of sagas in my mind. Nowhere to go but downhill now

I was very surprised to see Jeffrey pop up, I kinda thought he might be a mythical personality spawned by the forums, like Slenderman

I'm firing up so many angry PMs