Dude at the park just said “I can’t live on 3k-4k a month” and I just wanna tell him to give me whatever job pays that cuz I will thrive

As an #MTGAmbassador, Sultai Clan Leader, and member of #TeamUG I’m spreading love in the form of a Sultai swag giveaway!

I have 2 Zipfolios, 3 Sultai and 1 Ugin Sidewinder box, and Katana Sleeves I’ll divide between 4 winners!

Repost this and follow me to enter!

(Shipping to the US only, sorry!)

Severance finale felt like a frat initiation in the worst way

Feels like a Twin Peaks S3 concert rn

The beam is lit

Louis Beastars just wants to be topped 🥲

Was on DoorDash earlier looking for something to eat when my adult ass brain went “you LITERALLY have that same meal in your fridge right now.” And that’s how I know I’m doing better at life

Just sittin outside my complex, nightlife weird in this area

Straight up Grandad vs Stinkmeaner

The Game Boy Advance SP design is perfect, not just because it's very portable, but because its flip phone style means that if you're not doing well at Pokémon Fire Red or whatever, you can just angrily hang up on it.

I can’t get over that Jake Paul is “El Gallo,” or rather “The Cock.” What a fucking loser

Me too buddy

ROAR

Look at this man

Oh my fucking GOD

NW (after almost a decade):

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