Cosmos
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Cosmos
@cptcosmosis.bsky.social
The Last Best Place
He probably never carried his kids or pushed a stroller
May 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
That sounds perfect in Bojack's voice btw
April 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It's easy to forget one or two when it's constant outrage, all of the time.
February 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
And Dr. Seuss choosing to be less racist...
February 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The 40th was only obnoxiously masturbatory without being funny at all so this is a win
February 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Account suspended over on the hell site
February 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
That'd be on brand but it doesn't seem to be even that sophisticated. I wouldn't be surprised if a month from now they just fired everyone.
February 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Is there a pattern tho? Kinda seems like taking a shotgun blast approach to the firings. There isn't rhyme or reason here.
February 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"'We do not believe the individuals requesting access to City files were representatives from DOGE,' the sheriff's office said Friday."

How could they tell? No name tags that said "Big Balls" or "Harry Balz"?
February 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
That chyron is blatant bullshit. Exposing classified info, illegally firing federal employees, and cutting whatever Elon feels like isn't "trimming the fat".
February 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I think it's a good thing that noted legal scholar "Insurrection Barbie" has such a voice in matters of state.
February 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Seems like any of several police forces or military units should arrest them. Even if Trump springs them from jail, let him deal with that fallout.
February 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
February 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
LVIII was last year's Super Bowl in Vegas.
February 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
What about Edolf, the Ketamine Kaiser?
February 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM