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· Nov 22
Time Travel Explained: Just Wait, I’ll Tell You Later
When an object with awareness exceeds the universal speed constant, it does not travel. It splits. The structural and probabilistic components bifurcate. The object becomes a macro quantum event—living between what it could be, what it was, and what is.
May 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
When an object with awareness exceeds the universal speed constant, it does not travel. It splits. The structural and probabilistic components bifurcate. The object becomes a macro quantum event—living between what it could be, what it was, and what is.
Zombie virus? Nah, it’s just an alpha male disease. All that pride and no protection? First ones to go. Guess I’ll be safe over here, single and thriving! 🙃 #ZombieLogic #StaySafe
December 25, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Zombie virus? Nah, it’s just an alpha male disease. All that pride and no protection? First ones to go. Guess I’ll be safe over here, single and thriving! 🙃 #ZombieLogic #StaySafe
Bullets are cheaper than bailouts! I believe the next administration will justify hunting the 10% next year
December 14, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Bullets are cheaper than bailouts! I believe the next administration will justify hunting the 10% next year
Oh no, he probably has a "get put of jail free" card in his back pocket too!
December 8, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Oh no, he probably has a "get put of jail free" card in his back pocket too!
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Wow what a deal
December 7, 2024 at 7:40 AM
Wow what a deal
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Hey, is there a youtube video on how to fix YouTube (since Google is down)
December 5, 2024 at 9:58 AM
Hey, is there a youtube video on how to fix YouTube (since Google is down)
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sitting in a waiting room this morning while my partner had a 6 hour long cancer removal surgery when I saw the news that the insurance CEO was shot. Im paying out of pocket because the best alternative for us is partial coverage @ 1000 a month with a 15000 deductible. Anyway heres a unrelated comic
December 4, 2024 at 8:22 PM
sitting in a waiting room this morning while my partner had a 6 hour long cancer removal surgery when I saw the news that the insurance CEO was shot. Im paying out of pocket because the best alternative for us is partial coverage @ 1000 a month with a 15000 deductible. Anyway heres a unrelated comic
America is the land of the free and home of the brave. The price of freedom should come with the cost of the wealthy without a doubt
December 5, 2024 at 1:52 AM
America is the land of the free and home of the brave. The price of freedom should come with the cost of the wealthy without a doubt
Stormtroopers are clones of Jango Fett, a rogue Mandalorian who chose profit over the creed. Once sharp, precise soldiers, over time they became the galaxy's worst paper soldiers. From legendary roots to missing every shot—talk about balancingout the force. #StarWars
November 30, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Stormtroopers are clones of Jango Fett, a rogue Mandalorian who chose profit over the creed. Once sharp, precise soldiers, over time they became the galaxy's worst paper soldiers. From legendary roots to missing every shot—talk about balancingout the force. #StarWars
@nephtanica.bsky.social hey, i have an idea and want your opinion. In Las Vegas, would you stay at a introvert hotel?
November 30, 2024 at 1:11 AM
@nephtanica.bsky.social hey, i have an idea and want your opinion. In Las Vegas, would you stay at a introvert hotel?
Heh thought up how to wrap up the MCU that is so powerful, that no one is allowed to know it
November 28, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Heh thought up how to wrap up the MCU that is so powerful, that no one is allowed to know it
Coming to a D level sci-fi movie near you. "What if antimatter are the brakes to black holes?"
November 25, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Coming to a D level sci-fi movie near you. "What if antimatter are the brakes to black holes?"
It's the hidden art behind the art, it's the note inside the note, its....the world behind the world. I wish to welcome you to my world. Where you can be your self
November 24, 2024 at 11:21 AM
It's the hidden art behind the art, it's the note inside the note, its....the world behind the world. I wish to welcome you to my world. Where you can be your self
@neildegrassetyson.com when you want to chat, I'd be happy to bring you up to speed. Any time
November 24, 2024 at 1:22 AM
@neildegrassetyson.com when you want to chat, I'd be happy to bring you up to speed. Any time
Time Travel Explained: Just Wait, I’ll Tell You Later
November 22, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Time Travel Explained: Just Wait, I’ll Tell You Later
@neildegrassetyson.com Hey Dr. Tyson, what if I told you the Einstein-Rosen bridge just got a third name? I’ve been pondering the idea of black holes as broken teleportation points—are we missing a hidden connection? Would love your take!
November 21, 2024 at 12:03 PM
@neildegrassetyson.com Hey Dr. Tyson, what if I told you the Einstein-Rosen bridge just got a third name? I’ve been pondering the idea of black holes as broken teleportation points—are we missing a hidden connection? Would love your take!
Feels like OG twitter
October 20, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Feels like OG twitter