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Casey P. StJohn
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Sometimes the Chosen One saves the world. Sometimes she's found quite literally on Death's doorstep...no longer alive.

Cabot Cove X Halloweentown X Mort

#UnhingedPit #A #F #M #MY #Q
Mock newspaper article for my adult fantasy mystery novel, A Wayward Balance. First paragraph reads: The consensus around town is that the current disruption in the scales of light and dark is due to the untimely demise of Mary Sue Johnson. The newest Chosen One selected by Kismet, Inc was found dead this morning on the doorstep of Departed Corps heir, Dahlia Halloway. Sources say that the human was not due to perish for another three centuries if she had fulfilled her duties as the Chosen One, and that her unscheduled death has lead to a wayward balance. Roads around our small town have been rupturing, fracturing homes and completely destroying Eden Park’s historic gazebo. Thankfully, Selena and her talented group of sirens were able to make it out of the gazebo in time before its collapse. Despite these unprecedented times, zero other injuries have been reported. Clockwork Falls’ clock tower has fallen. Never in the known history of humanity has time been disrupted to this extent.
July 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Cabot Cove X Halloweentown with the humor of Terry Pratchett and T. Kingfisher.

#M #F #UnhingedPit #Q #A
Mock newspaper article for my adult fantasy mystery novel, A Wayward Balance. First paragraph reads: The consensus around town is that the current disruption in the scales of light and dark is due to the untimely demise of Mary Sue Johnson. The newest Chosen One selected by Kismet, Inc was found dead this morning on the doorstep of Departed Corps heir, Dahlia Halloway. Sources say that the human was not due to perish for another three centuries if she had fulfilled her duties as the Chosen One, and that her unscheduled death has lead to a wayward balance. Roads around our small town have been rupturing, fracturing homes and completely destroying Eden Park’s historic gazebo. Thankfully, Selena and her talented group of sirens were able to make it out of the gazebo in time before its collapse. Despite these unprecedented times, zero other injuries have been reported. Clockwork Falls’ clock tower has fallen. Never in the known history of humanity has time been disrupted to this extent.
March 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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A Fate tasked with scheduling the lives & deaths of mortals to maintain the balance of light & dark, must track down a killer to restore the fractured balance when the unscheduled body of a Chosen One lands on the doorstep of her best friend, Death.

#A #F #MY #questpit #Q
Fake job ad for my Adult fantasy mystery, A Wayward Balance. Pale blue background with black text on the left 2/3 of the photo. On the right is the picture of a hand holding a pen hovering over a piece of paper. Text says: Tired of the same old life and looking for a change? Want to make a difference in the lives of others? Apply at Kismet today for our Chosen One program and be rewarded with your every desire. Requirements: Clean past lives record. Willing to sacrifice for the greater good. Not squeamish at the sight of blood. Not highly sensitive to motion (Portal travel may be necessary) Tragic backstory preferred, but not required. There is a fake disclaimer at the bottom that says: *Disclaimer* Kismet is not legally responsible for any accidental death or dismemberment. Any and all complaints must be filed by next of kin with Dahlia at Departed Corps within three decades.
February 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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A Fate tasked with scheduling the lives and deaths of mortals must track down a killer when the unscheduled body of a Chosen One lands on the doorstep of her best friend, Death.

#FM #A #COM #MiseryPit #Q #writingcommunity #agentguide #writesky
The title slide of my humorous version of my Agent's Guide to my adult fantasy mystery novel A Wayward Balance. Slide 2 of my humorous Agents Guide: The dreaded, yet required, One Paragraph pitch Fiona and Dahlia work tirelessly each day to ensure the balance of eight worlds remains intact. Every rule must be followed, every life and every death scheduled and accounted for, every Chosen One meticulously hand selected to save any world on the verge of collapse from a wayward balance—a breaking—when the scales have tipped too far for too long. When the current Chosen One is found murdered on Dahlia’s doorstep, the two friends must work together to prove Dahlia’s innocence before her life is forfeit to offset the balance that has tipped beyond what anyone has seen before, leaving the futures of all eight worlds in jeopardy. To save the worlds, rules must be broken, time will be upended, secrets will demand to be revealed, and friendships must be sacrificed. Slide 3 of my humorous Agent's Guide: An Entirely Inconvenient Number of comps The whimsical bureaucracy of The House in the Cerulean Sea Unique townsfolk like Halloween Town Cozy small town vibes like Murder She Wrote For fans of cozy fantasies & coffee shops like Legends and Lattes, but with the higher stakes of murder. Metaphysical Fun like: Good Omens and The Good Place Humor of: The Eyre Affair and Mort Slide 4 of my humorous Agent's Guide: A socially acceptable boost to my ego features quotes from people who have read A Wayward Balance such as "When I tell you this story has me HOOKED" and "So fricken fun"
February 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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A....Guide to The Ghost of Avalon
YA Medieval Mystery

🔥Tension-filled Slow Burn
😏Witty Banter
🫶Found Family
👀Questionable Truths
🗡️Second Chances Gone Wrong

#YouDeservepIt #Q #YA #M #MY #F
An Agent’s Guide to my YA Medieval Mystery The Ghost of Avalon. Cream text on a maroon back ground over another background of a castle surrounded by water. Slide 2 of my agent's guide to The Ghost of Avalon. Slide titled "The Intrigue." At five years old, Avalon was betrothed to a prince. At fourteen, she was forced to fake her own death. Now, five years later, she must come back to life to save the only man who knows she’s still alive--the king who had a hand in her supposed death. Slide 3 of my agent's guide to The Ghost of Avalon. Slide titled "The Plot." When Avalon uncovers a plot to murder the royal family, she must return to the castle she fled under the guise of death to save the only man who knows she’s still alive—the king who had a hand in her supposed death. With the help of a pesky armored guard whose face she’ll never admit to wanting to see, Avalon must search out clues and implant herself in the affairs of visiting nobility in the hope of discovering who wants the royal family dead. When she discovers the current threats tie back to the death she faked five years ago, she must expose the person responsible for the ghosts who haunt her past and the current murder of a castle servant before death finally comes back to claim her for real…or she ends up married to a prince. She can’t decide which is worse. Slide 4 of my agent's guide to The Ghost of Avalon. Slide titled "The Similarities." Throne of Glass - Unforgiving female protagonist and castle setting For She is Wrath - Back from the dead and revenge murders The Princess Bride - Storytelling aspect Fable - Fantasy without magic An Ember in the Ashes - Intrigue and murder
January 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
cpstjohn.bsky.social
A....Guide to The Ghost of Avalon
YA Medieval Mystery

🔥Tension-filled Slow Burn
😏Witty Banter
🫶Found Family
👀Questionable Truths
🗡️Second Chances Gone Wrong
#P2Pit #UW #Q #YA #M #F #agentguide
An Agent’s Guide to my YA Medieval Mystery The Ghost of Avalon. Cream text on a maroon back ground over another background of a castle surrounded by water. Slide 2 of my agent's guide to The Ghost of Avalon. Slide titled "The Intrigue." At five years old, Avalon was betrothed to a prince. At fourteen, she was forced to fake her own death. Now, five years later, she must come back to life to save the only man who knows she’s still alive--the king who had a hand in her supposed death. Slide 3 of my agent's guide to The Ghost of Avalon. Slide titled "The Plot." When Avalon uncovers a plot to murder the royal family, she must return to the castle she fled under the guise of death to save the only man who knows she’s still alive—the king who had a hand in her supposed death. With the help of a pesky armored guard whose face she’ll never admit to wanting to see, Avalon must search out clues and implant herself in the affairs of visiting nobility in the hope of discovering who wants the royal family dead. When she discovers the current threats tie back to the death she faked five years ago, she must expose the person responsible for the ghosts who haunt her past and the current murder of a castle servant before death finally comes back to claim her for real…or she ends up married to a prince. She can’t decide which is worse. Slide 4 of my agent's guide to The Ghost of Avalon. Slide titled "The Similarities." Throne of Glass - Unforgiving female protagonist and castle setting For She is Wrath - Back from the dead and revenge murders The Princess Bride - Storytelling aspect Fable - Fantasy without magic An Ember in the Ashes - Intrigue and murder
January 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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A Fate tasked with scheduling the lives and deaths of mortals must track down a killer when the unscheduled body of a Chosen One lands on the doorstep of her best friend, Death.
#BLUEPIT #Q #A #F #M
The title slide of my humorous version of my Agent's Guide to my adult fantasy mystery novel A Wayward Balance. Slide 2 of my humorous Agents Guide: The dreaded, yet required, One Paragraph pitch Fiona and Dahlia work tirelessly each day to ensure the balance of eight worlds remains intact. Every rule must be followed, every life and every death scheduled and accounted for, every Chosen One meticulously hand selected to save any world on the verge of collapse from a wayward balance—a breaking—when the scales have tipped too far for too long. When the current Chosen One is found murdered on Dahlia’s doorstep, the two friends must work together to prove Dahlia’s innocence before her life is forfeit to offset the balance that has tipped beyond what anyone has seen before, leaving the futures of all eight worlds in jeopardy. To save the worlds, rules must be broken, time will be upended, secrets will demand to be revealed, and friendships must be sacrificed. Slide 3 of my humorous Agent's Guide: An Entirely Inconvenient Number of comps The whimsical bureaucracy of The House in the Cerulean Sea Unique townsfolk like Halloween Town Cozy small town vibes like Murder She Wrote For fans of cozy fantasies & coffee shops like Legends and Lattes, but with the higher stakes of murder. Metaphysical Fun like: Good Omens and The Good Place Humor of: The Eyre Affair and Mort Slide 4 of my humorous Agent's Guide: A socially acceptable boost to my ego features quotes from people who have read A Wayward Balance such as "When I tell you this story has me HOOKED" and "So fricken fun"
January 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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My somewhat different take on an #agentsguide

A Fate tasked with scheduling the lives and deaths of mortals must track down a killer when the unscheduled body of a Chosen One lands on the doorstep of her best friend, Death.
#fantasy #fiction #litagents #writingcommunity #amquerying
The title slide of my humorous version of my Agent's Guide to my adult fantasy mystery novel A Wayward Balance. Slide 2 of my humorous Agents Guide: The dreaded, yet required, One Paragraph pitch Fiona and Dahlia work tirelessly each day to ensure the balance of eight worlds remains intact. Every rule must be followed, every life and every death scheduled and accounted for, every Chosen One meticulously hand selected to save any world on the verge of collapse from a wayward balance—a breaking—when the scales have tipped too far for too long. When the current Chosen One is found murdered on Dahlia’s doorstep, the two friends must work together to prove Dahlia’s innocence before her life is forfeit to offset the balance that has tipped beyond what anyone has seen before, leaving the futures of all eight worlds in jeopardy. To save the worlds, rules must be broken, time will be upended, secrets will demand to be revealed, and friendships must be sacrificed. Slide 3 of my humorous Agent's Guide: An Entirely Inconvenient Number of comps The whimsical bureaucracy of The House in the Cerulean Sea Unique townsfolk like Halloween Town Cozy small town vibes like Murder She Wrote For fans of cozy fantasies & coffee shops like Legends and Lattes, but with the higher stakes of murder. Metaphysical Fun like: Good Omens and The Good Place Humor of: The Eyre Affair and Mort Slide 4 of my humorous Agent's Guide: A socially acceptable boost to my ego features quotes from people who have read A Wayward Balance such as "When I tell you this story has me HOOKED" and "So fricken fun"
December 12, 2024 at 9:07 PM