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He also played Not John Crichton that one time.
Ben Browder in the episode of Stargate SG-1 "200", wherein, in a fantasy sequence parodying Farscape, he plays an expy of Stark, rather than Crichton
December 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I would like it on the record that @voidburger.com drew the End in Quiet's style a while back
A drawing by @voidburger.com showing the End from Metal Gear Solid 3 rocking Quiet's bikini and torn leggings
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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@slowbeef.bsky.social @missshadowlovely.bsky.social @tietuesday.bsky.social Listened to the latest episode of the podcast today
Panel 1: Skinner is serving up Chalmers a plate of steamed hams. "I hope you're ready for some exciting "Coven 2"!" Panel 2: Chalmers is staring at Skinner warily. "I thought you said we were having "Apocalypse"." Panel 3: Skinner is setting down the hams without missing a beat. "Oh no, I said "a pop(ulation) of Witches"."
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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@ryannorth.ca Well he's got me there...
Utahraptor: "Read romorrow's comic today! IF YOU DARE!!" T-Rex: "(Even though it is the classy thing to do!)"
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Finished the VoDs last night. Including the Flowey fight
Call from Undyne, saying "I LOVE being ANGRY and STRESSED OUT!!!"
September 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Anime producers when they're told "I mean, you don't HAVE to have a tournament arc"
August 16, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Tired-dog-is-a-happy-dog update:
Two dogs, one a black and white sprollie, the other a blue merle border collie. Both are passed out on the floor.
July 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Doggy doughnut
A black and white sprollie lying on a dog cushion, curled into a ball with his head resting on his tail
July 23, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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She looks peaceful, but she's here because there is vacuum cleaning going on
A blue merle collie snoozing on a wicker chair, with no indication of the terror of the vacuum cleaner.
July 20, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Hotdogs
A picture of two dogs. In the foreground, a visibly tired and panting black and white sprollie. In the background, a blue merle border collie who is completely conked out.
July 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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@ryannorth.ca Them Dino boys are roasting your buttocks.
Utahraptor: "Read tomorrow's comic today! IF YOU DARE!!" T-Rex: "The dude made tons of mistakes! Objective mistakes!"
June 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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She's better at lying on a dog bed than some dogs at least...
A blue merle collie who is lying on a cushion, except only half of her body is on the cushion, the rest is on the floor
May 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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An image of "The Head", a character from old artsy-craftsy show "Art Attack", who is a sentient, vaguely Roman-looking bust
May 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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@tietuesday.bsky.social Having watched Friday's Joe-VoD, being reminded about Panera always makes me think of this Will Laren comic
A comic in two panels by artist Will Laren. Panel 1: A man looks longingly at a grilled cheese in his hands. "I used to be a broke little twerp who couldn't even afford to enlarge the size of my french fries past medium! But look at me now! Pulling in a six figure income and eating a two figure grilled cheese!" Panel 2: The man is sweating with a look of dipshit ecstasy on his face. "Ha ha ha ha! Two figures for a god damned grilled cheese! Just bread and cheese sat on a grill! I never dreamed I'd have the financial freedom to eat lunch like suuuch a moron!!!"
May 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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A picture of Odo from Star Trek: Deep Space 9 with the caption "I am 30 or 70 years old and I do not need this"
May 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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"I've been waiting for you, Star Fox."
A screenshot from Mario Teaches Typing, showing Mario's big face flanked by his hands, which are meant to act as finger guides for typing. All three elements appear disembodied, making him look like Andross from Star Fox 64
May 2, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Mr Delicious is basically just this
An edit of the Stan Kelly comic "Shelter from the Storm", in which a man who is being rained on by clouds labelled "Demanding Kids", "Nagging Ex-wife", "Alimony Due", "Probation" and "Collection Agency Jackals" is whistling contently under an umbrella labelled "The 99 cent Roast Beef Sandwich from Rax"
April 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Found a pretty good logistics company at work today - hrt-intertrans.hu/en/
A logistics company called "HRT Intertrans"
March 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Catching up with the VoD
A still of Slowbeef during the stream, pogging in shock and horror
February 26, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Skull Face from Metal Gear Solid V, an example of a very specialised dumb guy
February 9, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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Most recent intrusive thought made manifest: Toffee Apple Pie, a Banoffee Pie made with stewed apple instead of banana
A slice of a layered desert, consisting of a Digestive biscuit base, toffee sauce, stewed apple and whipped cream, dusted with cinnamon
January 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Quite misty today
A coniferous forest shrouded in mist. The sun is low enough that it just about visible through the fog and trees, with magnificent sunbeams shining in all directions, passing through the trees
December 26, 2024 at 1:01 PM
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The Toast Wanter
A blue merle border collie staring intently at somebody off-panel eating Toast (she got a bit of toast in the end)
December 26, 2024 at 9:01 AM
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Teefs
The face of a black sprollie with white accents, lying down in a way so that his teeth are visible in a particularly goofy way
December 25, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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Workin' hard
A blue merle Border Collie snoozing on a sofa, while a black Sprollie with white accents lies at the foot of the sofa, looking up because he knows I'm taking a picture
December 22, 2024 at 12:54 PM