Joe ⚓️
@cpo-joe.bsky.social
Here to chew gum and reskeet. Unconventional military career that led to old age and flatulence. Openly grey. Dogfather. Free range skeeter.
🚫DM’s, seriously.
A police state, if you can keep it.
“I want my AARP!” Bro/Bruh/Bruddah/Hey
🚫DM’s, seriously.
A police state, if you can keep it.
“I want my AARP!” Bro/Bruh/Bruddah/Hey
Bigger ambitions than anyone thought.
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Bigger ambitions than anyone thought.
{from Oklahoma}
We’re going hoaxin’
We’re going hoaxin’
We’re going hoaxin’
We’re going hoaxin’
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
{from Oklahoma}
We’re going hoaxin’
We’re going hoaxin’
We’re going hoaxin’
We’re going hoaxin’
The Schmuck-rib is back.
Because the Marine Corps Ball needed an entré.
Because the Marine Corps Ball needed an entré.
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The Schmuck-rib is back.
Because the Marine Corps Ball needed an entré.
Because the Marine Corps Ball needed an entré.
Someone wanna give Alan a call?
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Someone wanna give Alan a call?
“It smells like victory.”
Such a dramatic description of a laughable event.
Such a dramatic description of a laughable event.
November 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
“It smells like victory.”
Such a dramatic description of a laughable event.
Such a dramatic description of a laughable event.
I wonder if he thinks the Christians are white?
November 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I wonder if he thinks the Christians are white?
Showing his true colors, or just addlepated?
October 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Showing his true colors, or just addlepated?
Does Satan know about this?
October 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Does Satan know about this?
What is being tariffed exactly?
October 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
What is being tariffed exactly?
This is why the protests here are ineffectual.
October 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is why the protests here are ineffectual.
Not true. Law of averages says at least half of them voted for him.
The one thing they have in common is Maximum Per-Diem!
The one thing they have in common is Maximum Per-Diem!
October 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Not true. Law of averages says at least half of them voted for him.
The one thing they have in common is Maximum Per-Diem!
The one thing they have in common is Maximum Per-Diem!
They’re all thinking the exact same thing:
“Hookers and blow”
“Hookers and blow”
September 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
They’re all thinking the exact same thing:
“Hookers and blow”
“Hookers and blow”
That’s fat stacks, yo.
September 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
That’s fat stacks, yo.
He wanted $5M for this when he first announced it. America on the discount rack.
September 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
He wanted $5M for this when he first announced it. America on the discount rack.
A pic of me and my Ride or Die BFF. #SeniorDogSaturday
September 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
A pic of me and my Ride or Die BFF. #SeniorDogSaturday