Your lips to God’s ears

ICE is irredeemable and should be abolished

The fuck?

The Blessed Feast of the Nativity of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and the secular Yuletide celebration are two different things and I appreciate them both, but Mariah broke contain in October this year and that’s just ridiculous

Donald Trump is the planted flag of every crook and rapist. He is the lost cause of the south. He is the vice of the slave master, the shadow that clouds his superego at all hours, the sweat on his brow that makes him never end in his gluttony, lust, and greed. He is spiritual excrement incarnate.

Taxing the absolute hell out of the rich would probably work better to accomplish the end goal anyway

Heaven help him if he ran against someone with some juice

Watching his lightweight ass get handed directly back to him on a platter by the most mid tier politician imaginable might be the balm that brings this country back together

So were we once

I don’t see Pyongyang State in the AP Poll, sir

Caw MFing Eagles caw 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅

I will, apparently, actually die mad about this

It almost doesn’t feel real

Baylor is only Satan's favorite athletic department because SMU's too dirty even for him