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Elbows up.
Honestly surprised they replaced Calibri with Times NR and not that gaudy wedding invite font.
December 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Awesome, but first I want a shot at the fucker with a sledgehammer, Berlin Wall style.

To be clear I am talking about the ballroom. Probably.
December 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
One must also note he was flicking lit cigarettes into Stephen Baldwin’s eye before it was cool.
December 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Pictured: no cattle
December 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Habba la vista, baby.
December 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
They also appear to have hit architecture, business, and even engineering in the same way, though so while I agree that they probably have it in for nurses like they do women in general this can easily coexist with the general precept of “what a gang of fuckups who don’t think things through.”
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Moon visible through the eyeslit and breathing hole thingies is a boss-level detail. Please tell me it’s entitled How Do I Get Down.
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I mean, he replaced NAFTA with SHMAFTA, waited several years and assorted convictions and indictments, then shat all over it like a gibbon with the trots, so this is on point really.
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Clouseau cosplayer getting some back for that Sellers Fu Manchu movie
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
We’ve lived through enough “this has to be the thing that ends him” moments to hope this will lead anywhere. I also feel not enough people are noting that referring him to blowing Bubba might just be homophobic hyperbole for him being a cowardly obsequious toad in some particularly degrading way.
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Welp, looks like it’s time to make him draw a clock again
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Kinda looks like they botched the re-veiling at the end there too.
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
She smiles and says “I will always love you.”
a woman with red hair is smiling in front of a store
ALT: a woman with red hair is smiling in front of a store
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
In a just world this would get ALL the likes.
November 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Looking forward to one of those things going THUNK off the wall at one of his pressers and cracking in half in exactly the way gold ornaments don’t.
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Marvin makes a lot of sense if you envision Elon as an alien (a stretch I know) who reprogrammed him too many times and the constant demands to be a Nazi made him an emotional wreck.
November 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“Gonna finish my coffee then hose off the pumpkins so it doesn’t become a thing.”
October 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
That’s the movie pitch right there. Passerby everyone THINKS is a dapper detective gets roped into the case for PR purposes, to the frustration of the gruff and disagreeable real investigators working the case.
October 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Vincent Cassel’s agent’s phone must be ringing 24-7.
October 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I feel like any muppeteer worth their salt should have at least one outtake like this.
October 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Wrinklerbutterfluffer
October 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Too soon
October 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Only durable thing about that cover was that glaringly intact ear.
October 21, 2025 at 10:28 AM
As if Trump’s shit is anyway near a healthy colour there I ruined today sorry
October 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM