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Curtis Parfitt-Ford
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masters student paramedic; ethical technologist; volunteer 🚑 crew

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libreoffice I love you but why is this how your system automatic dark mode looks in calc
A blank LibreOffice document. The application background is bright white, exactly the same as the light theme. The cells of the spreadsheet, by contrast, have a black background.
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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[selfie, ec]

pov some queer cat is pawing at you,
A selfie of me in a "blep" cat t-shirt with fishnet arms, in a black choker with a triangle necklace, and light blue denim shorts.
August 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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more than 100,000 people turned out to protest at #londontranspride yesterday - the love and the power of my queer siblings is incredible, in spite of the horrors 🏳️‍⚧️💖🏳️‍🌈 #TransRightsAreHumanRights
A photo looking out over Langham Place filled with a high-density crowd assembling prior to the main march. Several are holding protest signs and banners. There are large transgender pride flags being carried by protestors. Identifiable faces have been blurred for privacy.
July 27, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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friends fear she may be too deep in searches for AWS documentation
Search results for "codedeploy service role iam passrole", in "Search region: United Kingdom", in the English language. The top four are: - IAMロールを活用したAWS CodeDeployによるオンプレミスへの安全なデプロイ方法 | DevelopersIO - ステップ 2: CodeDeployのサービスのロールを作成する - AWS CodeDeploy - CodeDeployが使用するIAMロールの作成 :: Amazon ECS マイクロサービス & CI/CD ハンズオン - 【データ基盤構築/AWS】IAMのPassRoleで権限を渡すこととロールにポリシーアタッチして権限を渡すことの違い
July 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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buying one and getting one would generally be my expectation tbh but you do you ig
Uber Eats notification entitled "Now live: Buy 1, get 1" with text underneath reading "Nice! You've unlocked this limited time offer from GDK. Order now!"
July 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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[trans rights, inaccurate media reporting]

I've complained to the BBC about their "InDepth" analysis of last Wednesday's Supreme Court judgement, which catastrophically fails to fact-check the baseless statements made by the EHRC about its implications […]

[Original post on social.mashed.cloud]
A picture of the text I wrote to complain to the BBC. The text itself is too long to fit in the alt text box here; I'll put it in the replies.
April 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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erm. not entirely sure that headline is right, BBC
US is trying to capitulate to Ukraine - retired lieutenant colonel tells BBC
March 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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🐱
A variant of the "IQ bell curve" meme. At the low end of the bell curve, a Hello Kitty "My Melody" is sitting with text reading "no thoughts, head empty". Below it on the x-axis is the text "mrau :3". In the middle of the bell curve, a My Melo is standing up with text reading "Normal amount of thoughts, head working". Below it on the x-axis is the text "NO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE ANIMAL NOISES SPEAK WORDS THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!!1!". At the high end of the bell curve, a My Melo fluffy sofa is shown with text reading "too many thoughts, turns into chair". Below it on the x-axis is the text "mrau :3".
March 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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a timely reminder for us all
Practice Guide for Computer Adapted from Ron Miller’s Advanced Improv Practice Guide Before starting your daily practice routine, read and seriously consider the following: A. DAILY AFFIRMATIONS 1. How fortunate I am that in this life I am one who has been allowed to create beauty with computer. 2. It is my responsibility to create peace, beauty, and love with computer. B. I WILL BE KIND TO MYSELF 1. IT IS ONLY COMPUTER 2. No matter my level of development in computer, how good or bad I think I am, it is only computer and I am a beautiful person. 3. I will not compare myself with my colleagues. If they do computer beautifully, I will enjoy it and be thankful and proud that I live in fellowship with them. 4. There will always be someone with more abilities in computer than my own as there will be those with less. C. REASONS TO DO COMPUTER 1. To contribute to the world’s spiritual growth. 2. To contribute to my own self-discovery and spiritual growth. 3. To pay homage to all the great practitioners of computer, past and present, who have added beauty to the world. D. RID YOUR SELF OF THE FOLLOWING REASONS FOR BEING A PRACTITIONER OF COMPUTER 1. To create self-esteem 2. To be “hip” 3. To manipulate 4. To get rich or famous
February 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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[selfie, strong ec]

I may be going slightly insane from placement + work + ambulance driver training + trying to exist as a human being all at the same time but we stay slaying :heartSparkleEnby:
me, looking at the camera, wearing a black choker with a necklace pendant, a goose sweatshirt, and blue dungarees, against a background with a Progress pride flag and a Pusheen poster entitled "6 Reasons you should consider being a cat"
January 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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[Trump inauguration; meme]

at the time of writing, #trump's #wikipedia page has `{{Current}}` at the top. i suggest this is the wrong template
This article is about a current disaster where information can change quickly or be unreliable. The latest page updates may not reflect the most up-to-date information. Please help improve this article using reliable sources or help by discussing changes on the talk page. [followed by Donald Trump's Wikipedia page]
January 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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this is the future the liberals want. the apis are poly now. because of woke
A screenshot from the Google Cloud Console: Poly API Google With the Poly API, you can access Google's growing collection of creative commons 3D assets and interact directly with poly.google.com to search, download, and import objects dynamically across desktop, mobile, virtual reality, and augmented reality. You can find all types of assets for your applications, and easily search for them by keyword, category, format, popularity or date uploaded. You can even filter by model...
January 6, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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[selfie, ec]

assigned silly goose at jumper
Me wearing a jumper with a picture of a goose with "silly goose" written above it, underneath some blue dungarees.
January 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Briefly thought I had an answer to this in the National Rail Data Portal... but... oh... that's a new error message on me
Sorry, we have already reached our maximum capacity of 500 users.
January 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Just finished playing through @iftas's #trustandsafetytycoon - it's a pretty fun look at the challenges of effectively moderating community platforms online, albeit an obviously opinionated one! Would recommend nonetheless for people interested in #techethics: https://trustandsafety.fun/
The End! Won via IPO and stayed to grow Yapper Score: 1924 Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
December 30, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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[genitalia reference, but sfw image]

This may be one of the greatest sentences I've ever read on #wikipedia: "the jury did not equate inserting yogurt with practicing medicine" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Practicing_without_a_license
The "yogurt defense" was made famous by the trial of Carol Downer, one of the developers of menstrual extraction. She was arrested at her self-help group and charged with practicing medicine without a license, as she inserted yogurt into the vagina of another woman to treat a yeast condition. Downer was acquitted; the jury did not equate inserting yogurt with practicing medicine.
December 30, 2024 at 2:06 PM