Christina Perfetti
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Christina Perfetti
@cper711.bsky.social
I lack patience with your shenanigans!

You all disappoint me.

Central Jersey exists. I will die on this hill!
@porter79.bsky.social

Found your buddies.
November 2, 2025 at 12:37 PM
@porter79.bsky.social
Count your lucky stars I don’t have your wife’s number.
September 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
September 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
@porter79.bsky.social
Mama was eyeballing me.
May 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
@porter79.bsky.social

It all makes sense now.
March 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Waiting for “simmering vigorously”. What are you doing this Sunday morning?
December 29, 2024 at 2:51 PM
One more gift to wrap.
December 25, 2024 at 3:31 PM
November 28, 2024 at 3:29 AM
@purrinink.bsky.social

Christmas came early!!! 🎄
November 12, 2024 at 9:46 PM
November 6, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,008,465!
September 21, 2024 at 7:12 PM
So, I shouldn’t feel bad for not having 😠cracked these yet? They’ve been on the shelf about 15 years. 🥺
July 28, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Traffic was really bad this morning.
June 3, 2024 at 10:46 AM
@porter79.bsky.social

Traffic was terrible this morning.
May 31, 2024 at 10:53 AM
I also owe you a kitty pic. Bella, my precious baby, passed in 2019. I moved after that.
April 23, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Stole this from FB. I have no attribution for the best “photo bomb” ever!
April 20, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Stole this from FB!
April 15, 2024 at 3:44 PM
April 6, 2024 at 8:38 PM
@effinbirds.com

You’re about 3 weeks late.
March 19, 2024 at 10:23 AM
March 4, 2024 at 9:26 PM
@effinbirds.com

The prophecy has been foretold!!!
February 23, 2024 at 9:06 PM
@effinbirds.com

My daily mantra.
February 20, 2024 at 11:30 AM
@effinbirds.com

There are soooo many people to whom this applies.
February 13, 2024 at 11:33 AM
@effinbirds.com

Who are we kidding? It’s only you.
February 7, 2024 at 11:37 AM
@effinbirds.com
@porter79.bsky.social

I’m starting to think you get some kind of joy from it.
February 1, 2024 at 11:32 AM