cpatt.bsky.social
@cpatt.bsky.social
Miracle of Birth on Laserdisc. Health teacher told us the placenta looks like London broil.
July 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Are the windows smeared in Vaseline like NJ Transit?
April 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Maybe she’s just looking for a husband
April 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I remember when he was on 60 minutes and he cried because Neil Armstrong didn’t like SpaceX. Pretty sure he cried another time he was on 60 minutes in the mid-early aughts.
February 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
A weepy chick flick… maybe Steel Magnolias
October 16, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Do they still have the gigantic styrofoam cups?
September 20, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Call back, I’ve spent my whole day waiting for a refill for a steroid refill for bad poison ivy and my doctors office is now closed until Monday. Worst industry.
June 21, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Time for Bill Murray to get his ass again
May 27, 2024 at 2:19 PM
(N)(U)(B)(E)(S) (I)(N) (P)(R)(O)(F)(I)(L)(E)
April 27, 2024 at 12:46 AM
I have been in your shoes, it’s hard and scary and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. Please know you are loved and valued.
April 20, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Here’s a useful service
April 4, 2024 at 11:45 PM
I’d buy Breezy Point and evict all the Irish
March 26, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Super racist forum burner account
March 24, 2024 at 12:43 AM
I have something similar and it’s the designated fart chamber. Works best when you get home before the rest of the family and force them the walk the gauntlet.
March 20, 2024 at 10:24 PM
He deserves it, he makes his bed every morning!
March 20, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Spot on forecast for lower Hudson Valley today. Ignore the armchair quarterbacks, you do great work.
February 13, 2024 at 3:04 PM
This should be the state motto
December 16, 2023 at 12:40 AM