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Leslie Allen
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Author of SAILS OF BLACK AND BLOOD: THE REVENGE OF CAPTAIN VESSIA, out NOW!
Punk witch of a trans lady. Librarian. Autistic. I write murder gays on boats.
Unceded Mi'kma'ki. She/her |🍁| Fuck off with your A/I
linktr.ee/leslieiswriting
I'm sorry @aow4.paradoxinteractive.com I'll get back to you I promise, you made a DLC specifically for me so I can make vampire pirates but I just started playing 33 before the new DLC came out, and it's *so good* I'm sorrrrryyyyyy
November 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Middle of day 3 at #hal-con from my (sold out!!!) booth with @catrector.com !
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Middle of day 2 at #hal-con !
It is ***very busy***
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Going live @ Halcon in half an hour!
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Hal-Con is less than a week away! And you can find me and @catrector.com at table I7! Come say hi, get books signed, and go see some amazing panels!
Can't wait!!! ^.^
November 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Ending this on an *exciting* note! Now feels like a good as time as any, to announce that the sequel of Revenge of Captain Vessia, is called On Stranger Shores, and will be coming (probably) in the summer!
And as a *tiny* treat/tease, here's a snippet of the cover in progress!
October 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You can find my trans self and my queer vampirates (yes, vampire pirates!) in my debut dark fantasy book!
You can even read the first four chapters *for free* on my website at leslieallen.com !
September 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I for one, blame the decade I spent on tumblr
September 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Sometimes I'm my own worst enemy
September 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I of course ran over to get a better pic
I didn't know she was bilingual
September 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
A meme in it's natural habitat
September 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Did you know you can get Revenge of Captain Vessia in a badass bundle? For under 30$ all of these can be yours! Including my queer vampirate captain and her trans lady rebel princess gf out for bloodstrewn revenge!
If this isn't value, I don't know what is!
Check it out at indiebook.sale !
August 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
For a limited time you can get The Revenge of Captain Vessia for a clean 99 cents! OR you can pick it up as part of a bundle with a wide range of other great authors!
Because if queer vampirates and trans lady rebel princesses doesn't sell it, what about 300 more books? ^.^
Find it at indiebook.sale
August 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Solving my gender shit did not mean I stopped being exhausted
August 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Post a screenshot of your first 5 Steam purchases and let Bluesky judge you
Mine aren't as old as some others (blame it on living in the boonies for most of my life where internet wasn't available for years) but I do find it hilarious that all the trans girls I've seen have total war games lol
August 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Like I'm not joking when I say this was hell on earth. This is a photo of the sun on what was supposed to be a clear day. We were coughing black for weeks.
August 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I have a problem
August 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Me and @catrector.com are about as ready as we can be for tomorrow at Saint John's Atlantic Expo! See you there!
July 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I hear we're making #transbooks a thing!
What about a vampire pirate (vampirate!) captain kidnapping a trans prince(ess) on her blood strewn quest for revenge? ^.^
Find out more here: linktr.ee/leslieiswrit...
July 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
illicit tool use under the cut 😅
July 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Age verification? I used this at my first job
(bonus points if you know what it is)
July 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I made a very good friend today that spent like 15 mins singing to me ^.^
July 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Sometimes the best thing for the aging goth writer in your life on a stupid hot day is to go to the local graveyard and sit under the trees with her laptop and do some edits (she needs her spooky enrichment even when the weather isn't cooperating)
July 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
this trope is like crack to me
June 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
FUCK YOU
ITS DONE
May 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM