my friend bee saw me scrolling through my timeline and said awooga homina homina and their eyes popped out their head and said you were very pretty. just wanted to let you know cause i thought it was funny and worth sharing.

i wanna believe 🙏✨💯‼️❤️

so so sorry for your loss. i’m glad that you’re able to take the time to appreciate and celebrate the joy that they brought you. hope this time isn’t too hard on you. sending you my love and condolences, miri. ❤️

maybe it is ten percent luck
twenty percent skill
twenty percent delusion and
FIFTY percent concentrated power of will

your hair looks so good here. i’m jealous

and yet here you are, still serving. 💅

i don't have a drinking problem, just a drinking solution.

you look VERY good. be proud!

i'm a stolen valor criminal frfr. that's a wild experience.

putting in random bullshit and seeing what was taken was an incredibly fun 45 minute experience. highly recommended.

it's true, i am indeed god's eepiest soldier

wtf i love this website.