Sam 💅
@cozy-odonnell.bsky.social
Worming my way into the hearts of millions 🐛🥳
Phone boyfriend @ericraglin1992.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Phone boyfriend @ericraglin1992.bsky.social
In love with this clown @ericraglin1992.bsky.social
September 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
In love with this clown @ericraglin1992.bsky.social
Last night I knocked over my lamp while tossing and turning and tried to be quiet about it to not wake up @ericraglin1992.bsky.social, but instead it made him think he woke up from exploding head syndrome & he didn’t tell me until the morning because he didn’t wanna wake me up! Comedy of errors.
September 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Last night I knocked over my lamp while tossing and turning and tried to be quiet about it to not wake up @ericraglin1992.bsky.social, but instead it made him think he woke up from exploding head syndrome & he didn’t tell me until the morning because he didn’t wanna wake me up! Comedy of errors.
I love buy nothing
September 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I love buy nothing
I’m at queer wrestling with @ericraglin1992.bsky.social and decided my wrestling persona is a middle school bully named Melissa Sarasota. She’s in 6th grade, she’s mean as hell, she’s 8 feet tall, and yeah-she’s never getting her period. 💅👠😎
September 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I’m at queer wrestling with @ericraglin1992.bsky.social and decided my wrestling persona is a middle school bully named Melissa Sarasota. She’s in 6th grade, she’s mean as hell, she’s 8 feet tall, and yeah-she’s never getting her period. 💅👠😎
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It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
August 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
I had a nightmare last night that I was still dating my ex and he broke up with me for Jojo Siwa. She’s my Freddy Krueger.
July 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I had a nightmare last night that I was still dating my ex and he broke up with me for Jojo Siwa. She’s my Freddy Krueger.
A new hobby I’ve developed is turning every photo of my boyfriend into a sticker because I love him so much. As you can imagine, i have quite the collection @ericraglin1992.bsky.social
June 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
A new hobby I’ve developed is turning every photo of my boyfriend into a sticker because I love him so much. As you can imagine, i have quite the collection @ericraglin1992.bsky.social
I’ve been resisting the siren song of comfortable/weather appropriate shoes for so long, but Tevas come for us all eventually.
June 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I’ve been resisting the siren song of comfortable/weather appropriate shoes for so long, but Tevas come for us all eventually.
I just know that when a man of a certain age throws on the newsboy cap he’s gonna be a problem.
June 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I just know that when a man of a certain age throws on the newsboy cap he’s gonna be a problem.
No one is allowed to ask me how much money I spent at the claw machine arcade
May 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
No one is allowed to ask me how much money I spent at the claw machine arcade
When @ericraglin1992.bsky.social and roommates are out of town I can enact my evil plan (become Cordie’s favorite human)
May 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
When @ericraglin1992.bsky.social and roommates are out of town I can enact my evil plan (become Cordie’s favorite human)
Stay safe out there summer soldiers 🫡 Summer penis comes for us all eventually.
May 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Stay safe out there summer soldiers 🫡 Summer penis comes for us all eventually.
God I hope there’s a Philip’s Favorites After Dark
May 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
God I hope there’s a Philip’s Favorites After Dark
Can’t believe I missed the opportunity of a lifetime
April 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Can’t believe I missed the opportunity of a lifetime
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women love when you sing “hey there, lonely girl” in an impossibly high voice, difficult to conceive of issuing forth from a man’s mouth
March 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
women love when you sing “hey there, lonely girl” in an impossibly high voice, difficult to conceive of issuing forth from a man’s mouth
Some men just look like they have intimate experience with hand foot and mouth disease.
March 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Some men just look like they have intimate experience with hand foot and mouth disease.
Had to send two work emails on a Sunday and now I have to take a 7 hour bath to recover.
March 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Had to send two work emails on a Sunday and now I have to take a 7 hour bath to recover.
Can’t stop thinking about him
March 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Can’t stop thinking about him
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Mentally substituting "civil rights" everywhere I see "DEI" is quite clarifying
March 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Mentally substituting "civil rights" everywhere I see "DEI" is quite clarifying