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CoyoteTraveller
@coyotetraveller.bsky.social
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Coyote therian, part goat, early 40s, Pacific Northwest critter, queer. Prefers she/her, but stuck boymoding 95% of the time.
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That means I fit the numeral 4 halfway into me, at a depth of just about 5 inches exact.

Not sure how many cuties I'll be hilting like that, but it's not super disappointing.
A medical dilator... Basically it's a dildo with numbers. Held in hand with the numbers on display. The 1 is at 3.5 inches and subsequent numbers are half an inch further.
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Falcore from The Neverending Story movie, laying and looking cool
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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lol so the reason it hurts so much is that they used dissolvable staples and they are not...dissolving. in fact staples are actively being pushed out through the flesh, directly inside my tender bits.

fuck vagina dentata, I've got one of these things up there

*staple remover noises*
a picture of that humble office supply, the vampire fanged staple remover
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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If you see this QTP with a game that released the year you were born.
Stellar Patrol: it's not just a job - it's an adventure! PLANETFALL
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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ah! I found it. Early webcomics were that good shit. (Acid Reflux Comic, 199?-200?, Emily Bingham, Daniel Panamaroff)
Medieval fantasy setting, adventurers have circled the wagon, and their hooded lizardman companion is about to sing around a fire. "Tuque! Favor us with a song." "It sings?" "Yes, the traditional songs of his people." Tuque pulls out...something vague banjo like. Text is shown in strange glyphs with English translation: "I met a female to whom I wished to donate a genetic packet. But she rebuffed my advances because my primary sexual display frill was too orange." "Oh, I tried extenders of red feathers, attached to my cervical fin, but she saw through my attempts and was not bedazzled nor pulled in." "The last time that I saw her, I felt nothing at all, because the last time that I saw her, she was trying to hatch a white soccer ball!" "My primary sexual display frill is too orange! My primary sexual display frill is too darn orange!" Characters who don't understand the language: "That was beautiful." "It sounded really sad. Haunting." "Something wrong, squirt?" Camera focuses on a child who DOES understand the language, and is making just the most confused face.
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Sen is taking me out shooting. Third arrow I've fired in 25 years, dead center.

(Let's not talk about the dozen that followed... At least we found them all.)
A couple blue aluminum arrows stuck in a black and white paper target on a stack of rubber backdrop. One is dead center bullseye. The other is a couple rings out.
November 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Nine years ago I went to work for Halloween dressed up as a UDP packet.

It's obscure and I don't know if anyone got it but I didn't care
It's a big printed out diagram of a UDP packet header taped to my chest
October 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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A fenful of carnivorous California Pitcher Plants (Eight Dollar Mountain Botanical Wayside)
Marshy grass and small red plants mixed with big clusters of pitcher plants about a foot high, probably half of them dried out and expired. Trees in the background a hundred meters away.
October 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Twitter post by Everglade @Transjesster Incredible things happening at airport security in toronto Quoting a picture with this text: Also going through the security check. Putting everything in the bins and | get to my collar. The lady says, “oh, you don’t have to take that off if you're not allowed to.” 07 Aug 25
October 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Tumblr, maxknightley, Jul 17 Hey. Don't worry. I'm all out of HP. See how I'm lowering my head and my face is shrouded in shadow? That's because I'm too exhausted and demoralized to keep fighting. The remix of my character theme has stopped playing and everything. You should come closer.
October 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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My brain supplied the word "parallelepinniped" and would not let go
a pinniped in a parallelepiped (a seal in a funky shaped box where every side is a parallelogram)
October 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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No blood but tagging it as graphic because, well, branding is literally an injury so
Triangular canine head. There's a 45 degree angle for the snout and sides, then each ear comes down at a 60 degree angle to the opposing side to form the ears with an x shape that's kinda like a bow. The eyes are vertical lines. The nose is the bottom of the snout filled in. A little ways from each cheek is a pair of horizontal lines disconnected from the head to represent whiskers. It honestly looks a bit more like a fox than a coyote.
October 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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One panel meme, artist watermark says Bannock. Upper body of a blushing cute twink bunny. He's being held by the chin by a blue monster hand. Text: Get cherished nerd. Get absolutely treasured and loved.
October 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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I am WAY too easily amused.

squarf
A classic image of an ex-Pizza-Hut building, with a red roof and the yellow all-caps name "WAFFLE SQUARE" on the roof. Part of the last "E" has visibly fallen or been broken off, so the last word now reads "SQUARF". The sign for a western clothing company titled "COUNTRY SQUARE". It overlooks a parking lot. There is a giant red boot attached to the sign. The E has been modified into an F. "Country Squarf". The sign for a strip-mall named "Fairwood Square", listing several business names, surrounded by a couple of fall-colored trees beside a road. You guessed it: "Fairwood Squarf". Some cozy greenery and an ugly off-green apartment building surround a fancy, serifed sign titled "Auburn Square Apartments". Yup! Squarf.
October 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Oh I know that cave! I've been there!
October 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Pointy pliers with a red handle. They look... familiar.
October 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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A sign, in green, stating WELCOME with triangle and exclamation mark. Below is the text which reads as follows: This place is a blessing and part of a system of blessings cherish it deeply! Sending this blessing was meaningful to us. We considered ourselves a joyful community. This place is a place of honor many cherished deeds are celebrated here everything valued thrives here. What is here was nurturing and delightful to us. This blessing is a message of hope. The hope is in a special location it radiates outward from a center the center of hope is here of a unique shape and size and beneath us. The hope is ever-present, in your time, as it was in ours. The hope is for the spirit, and it can heal. The form of the hope is a flow of light. The hope is shared freely when you lovingly engage with this place physically. This place is best embraced and cared for.
September 30, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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excuse me vs code but what is this bullshit

ew ew ew get it off
the header on the VS Code main site says "The open source AI code editor". ugh. plus a button to download for windows.
September 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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I've been spending the last week making a sinkdog tribute in wplace
September 20, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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tumblr post by user griffonatrix on december 25th, 2024 that reads: "you don't have to transition to be trans": overdone, dull, runs cover for taking away medical care from those who need it "you don't have to be trans to transition”: exciting, poignant, radical perspective on the right to bodily autonomy
September 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Post from @UdellGames on Twitter, "Use whatever brace style you prefer. But not this. Don't do this. Seek help instead of this." There is a block of C++ code which is indented correctly, except all braces and semicolons have been moved to a single column tabbed to the far right, often with several closing brackets on the same line. Someone clearly likes Python too much.
September 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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spiderman meme, single speech bubble: "But I don't WANT to do work today. I want to be a gay animal on the internet."
September 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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One of these things
September 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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What flavor is your 'sona?
coyote! can of orange monster!
September 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM