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Found notes for an insane dream I had years ago. Also found the poster I created for it.

Behold:

Marvel C.U.S.T.O.D.I.A.N.S.!
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Chip.

Yes, he actually “talks” back like this.
October 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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I feel like I’d be great at writing these “Phil Collins destroys his debate opponents” articles.
October 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Started using Facebook for the first time in eons.

It’s figured out I like Genesis.

So now it keeps showing me “news” “articles” about Phil Collins destroying political celebrities in debates with facts and logic.

These read like what I would post here as a joke.
October 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Also related: The Steely Dan Brothers, being huge DBZ nerds, reference this in their hit song: Hey Nineteen.

The lyrics: “Hey 19, that’s Eureka Franklin”

Are a nod to this fan favorite filler!
The Steely Dan Brothers: Steely and Dan pictured on the Millennial Collection album cover
October 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Neat related factoid: Akira Toriyama’s manager tasked him with adding educational elements to Dragon Ball Z after the Frieza Saga ended.

In a filler episode, Dr. Gero teaches Android 19 about his favorite President, Ben “Benji” Franklin — a scientist who discovered electricity and the $100 bill!
Pictured: Dr. Gero and Android 19 discussing American history.
October 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Many don’t know this, but the phrase “Eureka!” was coined by Benjamin Franklin.

When he was taking a bath, he accidentally dropped his toaster in the tub with him and discovered electricity! ⚡️ 🛀

He immediately called out for his wife:

Eureka Franklin!

🤔 Did you know this #historical #fact?
A portrait of President Ben Franklin, better known by his nickname “Benji”. This US President is responsible for discovering: electricity and the $100 Dollar Bill.
October 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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I can be trusted to teach history.
Picture of a stupid AI Facebook video of an older woman swinging a massive hammer at the glass wall of an infinity pool on top of a luxurious building. Screenshot of me saying: Thats the woman who inspired the 1984 Apple ad! She tossed a hammer at Big Brother and stopped 1984. Turns out she didn’t mean to, she just really liked breaking glass. Her name is Fiona Apple and her grandson Tim was so inspired he created the freest computer (named after her) Screenshot of me saying: Few know this: because after the success of Apple computers and after she went on a rampage and smashed the glass keeping Zordon alive, Tim started a massive disinformation campaign. Also, Big Brother’s VP was worse than him and made Oceania worse. He closed Winston’s pub.
October 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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This is why no one talks to me.
Some idiot grifter: The problem with evil Halloween decorations is that they are real, they summon real monsters, they bring forth real beings. It’s not a game. Festivities matter. Me in a Quote Tweet: He’s not even joking. I’ve learned the hard way decorations matter. We’ve lost pizza delivery guys to the garden gnomes. The wall art that said “coffee” would cause floods of coffee to flow out The Shining style. The “No Soliciting” sign instantly vaporizes salespeople. Another Quote Tweet from me: Can’t have a Christmas tree inside because it kept spawning German forest spirits. The nativity scene spawned babies and angels. They fought the Germans. It was not a silent night. The milk and cookies attracted rodents. And Santa. He ate the rodents.
September 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I had an insane fever dream that Gimli from Lord of The Rings was messaging me on Telegram to come help him fix his TV.

He was real, lived in Texas, and quite the character.
My messages: I've been sick since Saturday. Had an insane fever dream that Gimli messaged me on Telegram to have [REDACTED] and I come over to help him fix his satellite TV His Telegram avatar looked like this *picture of Gimli in a fullbody battle stance stock image style* We got over. There was a crowd of people we apparently knew/who knew us in his living room. Me: He made us go to his backyard and like work on a bunch of old satellite dishes he had in his yard and on his roof. He kept joking about "dwarves not being good at DISH network" or "dwarves not knowing how to change the channel". He got offended when another guy in the crowd made a dwarf TV joke. Friend: This is my favorite thing l've heard all month Coyote Me: Thank whatever disease I got or what max dosage of Nyquill I took Friend: I really wanna know what shows he's watching Me: ESPN. asked him what sports. And he just blankly repeated "ESPN" with a look like what people give you when they feel like you asked a stupid question Idk how he found me on Telegram. I'm the only furry who doesn't have Telegram stickers. But dream me did. Dream me kept sending him insane stickers of my fursona and he was just reacting with "👍" to all of them and continuing with his conversation. He also was asking me if I commissioned art. Like when we were at his house. He would wave his phone at me and like signal for me to check mine. And it wasn't even furry art or NSFW art. It was just like random pics that kept changing. Like say of a bird or yogurt. And his texts were like "saw this on FurAffinity.. this u?" *screenshot of Gimli sitting and holding his axe, listening attentively* Me: He also was asking me if I commissioned art. Like when we were at his house. He would wave his phone at me and like signal for me to check mine. And it wasn't even furry art or NSFW art. It was just like random pics that kept changing. Like say of a bird or yogurt. And his texts were like "saw this on FurAffinity.. this u?" Friend: I love this whole new side of Gimli *photoshop image of Gimli next to a satellite dish with his axe embedded in it and saying: “Coyote!! I've got my Axe, EMBEDDED IN THIS SATELLITE SYSTEM!! GIVE ME ESPN”*
September 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Well, well, well! If it isn’t that thing people tell me I have
A sign at Walmart for a brand of hoodies called “No Boundaries”. The sign is plain white with “No Boundaries” in black type. There’s a cute Snoopy hoodie with him in some wintry looking setting. Next to it is a Nightmare Before Christmas hoodie.
August 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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I’ve been back from #anthrocon for 2 days and I’m still not used to everything not looking like this.
A close up picture of buckram mesh. A material commonly used on fursuit heads so performers can “see” in them.
July 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Happy #FursuitFriday!

July the 4th be with you!!

🇺🇸🎆🦅🎆🇺🇸

#july4th #anthrocon #ac2025 #anthrocon2025 #anthrocon25 #FourthOfJuly
Me in my coyote fursuit posing in front of the American flag with the city of Pittsburgh behind me. Me in my coyote fursuit posing in front of the American flag with the city of Pittsburgh behind me. Me in my coyote fursuit posing in front of the American flag with the city of Pittsburgh behind me. Me in my coyote fursuit posing in front of the American flag with the city of Pittsburgh behind me.
July 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Hey @anthrocon.org , EXCELLENT job with reg this year! Major improvements, much more comfortable and efficient.

Great work, AC staff!
A picture of my AC attendee badge.
July 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Pittsburgh, I am *HERE*!!!

Currently in Reg Line. Major improvements from last year!
Picture of downtown Pittsburgh
July 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Gay the 4th be with you! 🏳️‍🌈

Feel free to spread this positive #message with your friends (especially your heterosexual ones - they will love it :) )
A screenshot of Mr. Incredible standing confidently with text in the Impact font over him reading: “Yeah, I’m Mr. Incredible” “Mr. Incredibly Gay”. On the bottom left, I added “imgflip.com” to make it resemble a classic meme.
June 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Gay the 3rd be with you!

I guess you could say I’m a fan of the gays.
Me in fursuit in a lobby holding a rainbow pride fan that says “Sounds Gay I’m In”
June 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Gay the 2nd be with you!

Make sure you take time to stay cool with or without your very own branded alphabet letter of choice pride fan.
Me in fursuit fanning myself with a “Sounds Gay I’m In” fan
June 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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♥️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷🤍🩵

Gay the 1st be with you!

Happy Pride y’all!

📸: @aus.bsky.social

♥️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷🤍🩵
Me wearing my coyote fursuit holding a rainbow fan that says “Sounds Gay I’m In”
June 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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I think this might be the best picture I’ve ever taken of Chip and Belle
A picture of our dogs standing mirroring each other and “smiling”. Chip is the small brown/red Catahoula male on the left. Belle is the big black and tan German Shepherd female on the right.
May 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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A screencap from Doctor Who. “The drums, the never-ending drums!”
May 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Doctor Who is on my mind tonight.

My friends are mad because I reminded them about The Abzorbaloff.

And because I started Abzorbaloff poasting
A hashtag relatable meme featuring the fan favorite The Abzorbaloff character with a caption saying “I’d Absorb That!” below him
May 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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sona + favorite song

Consistently makes my Top *Number Here* Favorite Songs lists.

Imo one of the most beautiful songs and some of the most beautiful music ever written.

Would want it played at my funeral
An illustration of my headshot. A coyote in a hat. 🖼️: freakat17 Screenshot of “Ripples” from the “A Trick of the Tail” album by Genesis.
May 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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I’ll be fursuiting at #weebcon for #fursuitfriday!
A picture of me in my coyote fursuit making finger guns straight at the viewer at TFF
April 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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It’s Belle’s Birthday!!! 🐶🥳

Happy 10th(?) birthday to my sweet little girl!!
My German Shepherd, Belle, wearing a pink “Birthday Girl” sash. She’s “smiling” (her mouth is open, resembling a human smile - not that she is actually smiling) and sitting looking at the camera My German Shepherd, Belle, wearing a pink “Birthday Girl” sash and a cute tiara. She’s standing and looking at the camera. Belle laying with some dog toys next to her sash Belle’s looking at the camera. Her snout is over the birthday girl sash
March 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM