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Emory's doing... something 🌻🍉
@coyoteface.bsky.social
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I just go by Em (mostly)
🌈⚧️ they/he, tragically 🇺🇸
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I am deeply flawed and just want to be a good person, and also I love my cats so much.
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Sorry for the digital zoom and poor quality in general, but here's that shit I was posting about yesterday. The flag reads "MAGA'S COUNTRY" with that fun little swastika in the middle. The nature of people in general today leave me wondering if it's pro-MAGA or a poorly executed anti- statement.
September 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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I swear to god my erotic vampire story is, in fact, going to have erotic shit. Right now it just has.......... drama and trauma. Yee..?
Screenshot of an in-progress story. The text reads: “Ooh, how cinematic!” The pressure that had managed to ebb into a tolerable level only a moment before, suddenly built and was unbearable, and all at once burst from Tosha in not a scream, nor another pathetic choking of vomit, but rather as raucous laughter. She laughed until she choked and honked awkwardly, and pitched herself forward onto her elbows. It had simply, suddenly, seemed so incredibly ridiculous. The past week had felt like a terrible scary movie. Hell, the past decade had felt like a terrible scary movie, hadn’t it? “Oooooh,” she said aloud, her laughter having tempered down into a half-cough, “how-” cough, “-cinem-atic!” Cough, cough, cough. Gag. Retch. Tosha leaned her back against the door, swallowed hard and groaned, barely keeping herself from heaving up a mouthful of the meager, acidic contents of her stomach. That would have made for a great scene, she figured, and wondered how absolutely mad she must look in that moment. She didn’t feel embarrassed, though, being this swollen, blubbering, cackling mass of heaving flesh lumped on her bedroom floor. She felt raw and honest and justified in the way that only tears and the release of grief made one feel. It had been the same way when her mother had died. An assortment of relatives had cleaned out the house, packed up anything with value or sentiment, and brought out all her belongings in boxes, bit by bit, onto a sunny summer lawn. Natosha had not been allowed back inside, and she had wailed and fought until her nose bled. It had dripped across the edge of the porch, and when she’d looked at it, it looked like a large, expressive frowny-face. All at once, came the laughter. Before her gawking relatives, she’d pointed at it madly, unable to explain herself or the image, and wheezed until they carried her back down the steps and into the grass, where she rolled around for about seventeen minutes, laid on her back, and fell asleep.
September 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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SpongeBob meme from that one episode, caption is edited to read "You didn't get raptured did you, Squidward?"
September 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Check out my cool souvenir.
Photo of a surgical scar in my ankle. Not pictured is the metal plate screwed into my fibula just beneath it
September 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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They included unfinished assets as bonus material... Half the game is you repeating missions for no reason. The story is empty as hell in comparison with every previous title. Whole plotlines are just abandoned. There was a whole controversy about this before it was released. How is this a debate?
September 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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THIS IS GOOD SHIT
Make this boy SCARY
A screenshot of the new MGS board game's accompanying graphic novel depicting a few panels of Psycho Mantis's face looking especially NASTY
August 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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I sent this in reply to an active discussion in my nuclear family group chat and no, I will not be giving context.
July 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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oh shit I forgot to cut these guys out

they're from uhhh..... ANOTHER part of the story........

#OCs #OCsky hoo hoo
Two portraits of original characters from a horny vampire story lol. They're two middle-age/somewhat older gentlemen named Yorke and Joseph. Yorke kinda has The Sorrow vibes and Joseph is giving "your hippy botany professor who comes to class a little bit stoned sometimes." Yorke is about to have a really weird crisis of faith...
June 14, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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eeehhehehehe I'm starting up with these guys again. Been encouraged to continue an old thing, gonna rework it a bunch and incorporated it into my horny vampo thing. Not 100% but I think I've rediscovered who ends up turning Lonnie... anyway... more stuff in alt text

#OCs #OCsky tee hee
Group shot/collage of some original characters for a personal vampire story. There are seven in total, all but one being family members, and all but another being human. The central figure is Lonnie, who is clearly the vampire among them. Above Lonnie are their grandfather, George, their aunt, Nancy, and their cousin, Tosha. Beneath them are George's nephew Rodney, Rodney's wife Regina, and at the very bottom, the pastor of a local fundamentalist church, Brother Mike. A little town in Eastern Kentucky is about to have a bad time...
June 14, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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well who could this possibly fucking be

#mgs #metalgearsolid #wip
A close-up and cropped screenshot of an unfinished digital painting of a terribly scarred person. Who could it possibly be, which character do I always come back to, who can solve this mystery for us, ooohhh
May 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Sometimes I see a comment on r/UFOs that just really tickles me
April 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Hanging out with my sister's dog while she's at work and I got her a bully stick that she proceeded to devour in about 30 minutes. Sending her mama updates. Get a load of this dog though
Snapchat picture of a petite shepherd mix dog taking a post-bully stick nap on a colorful bedspread. She has the best, pointiest ears and super glam winged eyeliner. The caption reads: "She all chewed out. Monched too hard. Gnawed her lil heart out. Belly fulla good stuff. Gotta eep."
April 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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I... I got recommended this AI generated Youtube short about Mantis (because of course I did) and it's got like little Disney Pixar chibi versions of Snake and Mantis, and Mantis's is different every time he's shown and it's like... look at this stupid shit...
One of many of VideoGPT's attempts at depicting Psycho Mantis from Metal Gear Solid, looking like something I can't even quite describe, but it definitely ain't Psycho Mantis. It's like a gray robot baby with a fucked up toothy mouth and huge, staring emoji eyes and an antenna on its head. What the fuck is this FUCK, NOW HE'S JUST TURNED INTO BEAST BOY. He's just chibi Disney Pixar Beast Boy in a weird gray suit, offering you a book with a worried expression. The captions misspell his name as M-A-N-T-I-S-S, hilariously
April 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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They're boyfriends, now. 💕

(except now I can't finish my laundry or I'll spoil the moment)

#catsky
April 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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I mean... I think saw some cause and effect earlier...
April 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Cause and effect? Is lukelukeluke simply doing the lord's work? I would say so (his mushroom posts brighten MY day...)
A screenshot of two Bluesky posts. The one above, from Hank Green, reads, "Something changed in my and I love mushrooms now." The one beneath is a post by lukelukeluke, reading "Here is a nice mushroom" and displaying a lovely and very bright orange mock oyster mushroom growing out of some wood.
April 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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very important
March 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Decided TDOV was a makeup + skirt day at work.
Car selfie of a pasty little white boy (me) doing a peace sign. Photo of my crossed legs revealing that I'm wearing a long brown skirt and black opaque tights.
March 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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artistic inspiration, you know
March 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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I mean...
March 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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knit button-ups are such a wonderful discovery
March 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Well dudes, it was finally my turn.
March 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Just made this typo in a message to someone and laughed
A screenshot from Metal Gear of a guard shouting "I FEEL ASLEEP!!"
March 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Now you can see Fallon and Esther's faces hhhgh

#OCs #OC
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#vampire
Four headshots of four shitty vampires. The first, a bearded elderly man with glasses and long, weird ears. The second, an androgynous, long haired and lightly mustachioed man. The third, a scruffier-looking man with his long hair in a bun looking a little too piratesque. The fourth, a sleek-looking woman whose hair is buzzed to the scalp, wearing large dangling disk earrings (that are just two black ovals rn but they'll be pretty I promise).
March 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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decided to ignore my illustration duties to start drawing the master and his favorite brides, except it's actually just completely sfw portraits that I can actually post
Albert - Lars
Fallon - Esther
March 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM