Coyote Imp 🐺😈
@coyotecambion.bsky.social
Rivvix. genderqueer trans guy. therian/otherkin (theriokin???) skeptic pagan. he/it/xhe.
oh yeah if you're under 21 i would prefer you not to be here and if you're under 18 i DEFINITELY don't want you here kthxbai
oh yeah if you're under 21 i would prefer you not to be here and if you're under 18 i DEFINITELY don't want you here kthxbai
Im so damn bored lol
October 10, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Im so damn bored lol
no longer friends
mediated friend drama on the way home from work last nite and was 2 tired 2 jerk it
October 5, 2024 at 5:24 PM
no longer friends
they havent called me in to work yet today. Do i get a weekend off? O:
October 5, 2024 at 3:03 PM
they havent called me in to work yet today. Do i get a weekend off? O:
hi guys im ok!!!!!!!!!
October 2, 2024 at 8:14 PM
hi guys im ok!!!!!!!!!
fyi i am safe, the wind hasnt picked up quite yet where i am, just some light rain
Oh its JUST NOW landing
September 27, 2024 at 2:30 AM
fyi i am safe, the wind hasnt picked up quite yet where i am, just some light rain
what do you mean the hurricane hasnt landed yet
September 27, 2024 at 1:45 AM
what do you mean the hurricane hasnt landed yet
as an imp i do wat im expected to do at work so that nobody talks to me about wat im expected to do. But then i get stuck with trainee duty??? An imp is not a leaderrrrr
September 27, 2024 at 12:47 AM
as an imp i do wat im expected to do at work so that nobody talks to me about wat im expected to do. But then i get stuck with trainee duty??? An imp is not a leaderrrrr
Reposted by Coyote Imp 🐺😈
my butterfly barcode number came in
September 26, 2024 at 11:43 AM
my butterfly barcode number came in
appeared to me in a dream. who is that. Is that me.
September 23, 2024 at 3:26 PM
appeared to me in a dream. who is that. Is that me.
girlwife went thru the trouble of drawing me a nice bath when i got home 🥺 shes everything
September 22, 2024 at 7:32 PM
girlwife went thru the trouble of drawing me a nice bath when i got home 🥺 shes everything
I wanna gnaw off my own arm
September 22, 2024 at 2:19 PM
I wanna gnaw off my own arm
i forgot my cup noodles at home
September 21, 2024 at 2:00 PM
i forgot my cup noodles at home
my shift kicked my ass today BUT i get to go frolick once i clock out
September 20, 2024 at 8:31 PM
my shift kicked my ass today BUT i get to go frolick once i clock out
im having my day off and im seeing my annoying coworker getting told to knock it off in the group chat XD
September 19, 2024 at 6:02 PM
im having my day off and im seeing my annoying coworker getting told to knock it off in the group chat XD
mediated friend drama on the way home from work last nite and was 2 tired 2 jerk it
September 19, 2024 at 2:15 PM
mediated friend drama on the way home from work last nite and was 2 tired 2 jerk it
On another note. If i am a fuck up I could continue being a fuck up by getting a cheeseburger and jerkin it. If i am a piece of shit then I guess I'll just be a piece of shit lol
September 19, 2024 at 1:31 AM
On another note. If i am a fuck up I could continue being a fuck up by getting a cheeseburger and jerkin it. If i am a piece of shit then I guess I'll just be a piece of shit lol
see my problem is that i actually cannot care about myself enough to take steps toward my own happiness anymore. Once upon a time i used to do things i thought were unthinkable to stand up for myself and now i just dont think im worth the effort anymore and i hope i wither away soon. lmao.
September 19, 2024 at 1:09 AM
see my problem is that i actually cannot care about myself enough to take steps toward my own happiness anymore. Once upon a time i used to do things i thought were unthinkable to stand up for myself and now i just dont think im worth the effort anymore and i hope i wither away soon. lmao.
you are so right affirmation coyote
It's Wednesday -- #HumpDay -- and also Cheeseburger Day.
Affirmation Coyote bets you know what to do after work!
Affirmation Coyote bets you know what to do after work!
September 18, 2024 at 7:33 PM
you are so right affirmation coyote
i do notttttttt want to go to work
September 18, 2024 at 7:32 PM
i do notttttttt want to go to work
me: (i clean up everything so it looks nice and boss will not say its dirty. all the surfaces are so shiny nice)
Boss: its all dirty. You are spending too much time on your phone and not cleaning anything
Me: (i want to kill myself)
Boss: its all dirty. You are spending too much time on your phone and not cleaning anything
Me: (i want to kill myself)
September 17, 2024 at 8:56 PM
me: (i clean up everything so it looks nice and boss will not say its dirty. all the surfaces are so shiny nice)
Boss: its all dirty. You are spending too much time on your phone and not cleaning anything
Me: (i want to kill myself)
Boss: its all dirty. You are spending too much time on your phone and not cleaning anything
Me: (i want to kill myself)
been a HOT minute since ive heard the "im shopping somewhere else from now on" spiel lmao do people still do that
September 17, 2024 at 4:59 PM
been a HOT minute since ive heard the "im shopping somewhere else from now on" spiel lmao do people still do that
Oh I got vids finally
September 17, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Oh I got vids finally