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DJ Colossal Head
@coymfs.coys.social
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Dad to an ASD L2 (5yo) who is whole, complete, & perfect

Baltimore!

Dataviz!

Very liberal & political. I own a machine that kills fascists. We all do. Let’s get started.

I want Spurs to do well & and for all other clubs to do poorly. Yes, all of them.
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Graphic says: The first rule of Dunning-Kruger Club is that you don’t know you are in Dunning-Kruger Club.
September 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Yeah
A picture of Daniel Levy in clown makeup. The caption reads “We need to win the Premier League. We want to win the Champions League.”
August 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Finally found a use for ChatGPT
This is an ad for “Sauvage,” a fragrance from Dior This is the same ad but “Sauvage” has been changed to “Sausage.”
August 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Confession is good for the soul, Dump.

You’re so close.

#Trump #Epstein #HeDidIt
Truth Social Post from at T. Ronald Dump: The Radical Left Democrats have hit pay dirt, again! Just like with the FAKE and fully discredited Steele Dossier, the lying 51 "Intelligence" Agents, the Laptop from Hell, which the Dems swore had come from Russia (No, it came from Hunter Biden's bathroom!), and even the Russia, Russia, Russia Scam itself, a totally fake and made up story used in order to hide Crooked Hillary Clinton's big loss in the 2016 Presidential Election, these Scams and Hoaxes are all the Democrats are good at - It's all they have - They are no good at governing, no good at policy, and no good at picking winning candidates. Also, unlike Republicans, they stick together like glue. Their new SCAM is what we will forever call the Jeffrey Epstein Hoax, and my PAST supporters have bought into this "bullshit," hook, line, and sinker. They haven't learned their lesson, and probably never will, even after being conned by the Lunatic Left for 8 long years. I have had more success in 6 months than perhaps any President in our Country's history, and all these people want to talk about, with strong prodding by the Fake News and the success starved Dems, is the Jeffrey Epstein Hoax. Let these weaklings continue forward and do the Democrats work, don't even think about talking of our incredible and unprecedented success, because I don't want their support anymore! Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
July 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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In the style of a movers for hire poster: Pictures of Daniel Levy and Vinai Venkatashem with the caption: we are two men, we are wealthy, we’ll do what we want. Yes, our shoulders are broad but our friendship is broader. We have been friends for a number of years. Of course there have been ups and downs but we always come to terms with our differences because friendship like this comes once in a lifetime. By hiring us you will receive not just the strength of our bodies but the strength of our love of red wine as well. Hire us!
June 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Meanwhile, back in the Premier League, the rush to qualify for Champions League goes down to the last day.

#coys
A picture of many small squishy figures trying to fit through the same door. Each one is labeled as Man City, Newcastle, Chelsea, Aston Villa, or Nottingham Forest.
May 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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17

#17

#coys
May 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Been a while.
Picture of Oriole Park at Camden Yards on the first base side look down towards left field.
April 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I’m easily amused.
Well-known meme of a man ogling a woman while his girlfriend looks at him with disgust. The meme is altered to the man having been turned to stone because the woman he ogled is, in fact, Medusa.
April 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Which team is winning?

(Stats at 60 mins)
Chart of statistics showing that Spurs have been dominant in the current match. Unseen context: Spurs are actually losing 0-2.
April 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Image of the grim reaper moving down a hallway of doors. The first door is marked College Football Trophy and shows a trail of blood. The second door is marked the pope and also features a trail of blood. The third door is marked who’s next? as the grim reaper knocks on it.
April 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Elon’s trying to remove this video from the internet.

You know what to do.

#ElonMusk
April 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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I feel this in my stone bones. :)
Picture of a Central American Indian artist posing in front of his latest work: a Tesla automobile crushed by a colossal stone head. It speaks to me because my username on blue sky is DJ Colossal Head.
March 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Stolen shamelessly from elsewhere.
A picture of a social media post with text and picture. The text says ”I told a group of teens that when I was their age we had to pay 10 cents per text message and now they think I’m a liar.” The accompanying picture is a closeup of Elrond from the Lord of the Rings movies saying “I was there, 3000 years ago……”
January 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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#coys

I have just scored this kit on eBay in my rotund size. Should be on the slow boat from the UK to the US.

I’m pretty psyched.
2014-15 goalkeeper kit, Tottenham Hotspur, bright pink in color
December 24, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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Medica now on notice.
December 11, 2024 at 4:14 AM
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I suspect Medica’s CEO would have been on notice if Luigi had managed to elude police……and if not I hope she at least considered it.
December 9, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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www.cnn.com/2024/12/09/u...

Looks like they got him. Decidedly mixed feelings.
December 9, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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Transcript:
December 6, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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They prefer to be called “Persons of Village”
December 6, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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‘Tis that magical time of year: Linekeristmas!

#coys
December 6, 2024 at 12:02 PM
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Smokey the Bear reminds you of your important responsibilities.
Smokey the Bear, holding a shovel. The caption reads “Only you can punch a Nazi. Or hit them with a shovel. Whatever works.”
December 4, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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This one, right here.
December 4, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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Here’s the graphic
December 4, 2024 at 10:50 PM
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Certainly not because of this recently created data visualization showing what a little thumb bitch he actually is.
December 4, 2024 at 10:35 PM