I seem to have unwittingly acquired the necessary body fat but can't clear my diary and, unfortunately, am rubbish at sleep

The line "Butlers loading Eames chairs into moving vans" is pretty much perfect

This, to the tune of The Miracle of Love by Eurythmics, it's proving a hard earworm to shift

Agree, it's perfect

Whoever chose the Rocky music had obviously seen the robot try to walk before

And the music rising to the "running hard now" bit of the Rocky theme highlighting the empty stage

The "over the barbed wire" photo is stunning