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We Cows hate nazis no matter what name they go by.
January 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
We Cows hate nazis no matter what name they go by.
"These lesbians LOVE houses!"
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
"These lesbians LOVE houses!"
gangly tendons: a most appetizing meal
October 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
gangly tendons: a most appetizing meal
Shooting my mental beam that makes people hear the Songs of the Damned directly into the occipital lobe of the Culvers employee taking my order
October 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Shooting my mental beam that makes people hear the Songs of the Damned directly into the occipital lobe of the Culvers employee taking my order
dirty little jeans boy who wears jeans
October 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
dirty little jeans boy who wears jeans
Tonight HGTV presents their newest, freshest series yet: "House Lesbians!" will reportedly followthe story of two lesbians who have something to do with houses.
October 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Tonight HGTV presents their newest, freshest series yet: "House Lesbians!" will reportedly followthe story of two lesbians who have something to do with houses.
The Josh Groban society just predicted that, by 2035, 100% of written books will be smut. wow.
October 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The Josh Groban society just predicted that, by 2035, 100% of written books will be smut. wow.
more like Tondald Dump amirite?
October 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
more like Tondald Dump amirite?
Learning Docker just so I can be insufferable
October 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Learning Docker just so I can be insufferable
Thei're called dive bars because you die there
October 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Thei're called dive bars because you die there
Magick:...... the gathering
September 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Magick:...... the gathering
Better to be a mistaker than a piss-taker
September 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Better to be a mistaker than a piss-taker
You know I never got around to watching season 2 of Andor, and now I probably never will
September 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
You know I never got around to watching season 2 of Andor, and now I probably never will
Top 10 lobster mac n cheeses from red lobster
#10
Kicking it off with the lobster mac n cheese
#10
Kicking it off with the lobster mac n cheese
September 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Top 10 lobster mac n cheeses from red lobster
#10
Kicking it off with the lobster mac n cheese
#10
Kicking it off with the lobster mac n cheese
Every time I walk into a room there's this guy there who looks just like me explaining tautological principles.
September 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Every time I walk into a room there's this guy there who looks just like me explaining tautological principles.
Ohhh dude that was a totally sick reference!
? It was a reference to the ham. You know the ham? From the ham sandwich?
? It was a reference to the ham. You know the ham? From the ham sandwich?
August 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Ohhh dude that was a totally sick reference!
? It was a reference to the ham. You know the ham? From the ham sandwich?
? It was a reference to the ham. You know the ham? From the ham sandwich?
I feel like watching The blues Brothers for the first time somehow both drastically and positively changed my life.
August 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I feel like watching The blues Brothers for the first time somehow both drastically and positively changed my life.
I keep asking chatgupt for profound things to tweet but it just keeps giving me Owl City lyrics :/
August 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I keep asking chatgupt for profound things to tweet but it just keeps giving me Owl City lyrics :/
If Jeff Buckley asked to sleep on your couch,...,. would you?
August 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If Jeff Buckley asked to sleep on your couch,...,. would you?
I live in constant fear that my wife will knock over the drink I have precariously placed on the floor.
August 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I live in constant fear that my wife will knock over the drink I have precariously placed on the floor.
Cease and desist more like deceased and desist lol what de heck I am a cow I am not bound by laws
August 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Cease and desist more like deceased and desist lol what de heck I am a cow I am not bound by laws
Fun Fact: Did you know? The Common Roots Musical Festival is named after Mr. Root, Mr. Common Root. His first name was Common, his last name was Root.
August 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Fun Fact: Did you know? The Common Roots Musical Festival is named after Mr. Root, Mr. Common Root. His first name was Common, his last name was Root.
A show about how there used to be people who could control Jeremy but now all the people who could control Jeremy died out but there's one person left who can control Jeremy called the last Jerbender
August 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
A show about how there used to be people who could control Jeremy but now all the people who could control Jeremy died out but there's one person left who can control Jeremy called the last Jerbender