Cowlass
@cowlass.bsky.social
25
Professional Kevin Stitt Hater
Knows things about Oklahoma and Okie Politics
Mostly normal political stuff
Professional Kevin Stitt Hater
Knows things about Oklahoma and Okie Politics
Mostly normal political stuff
Pinned
Bad day for my enemies, I am not getting up to ruin my own life. Do it for yourself this time cowards.
July 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Bad day for my enemies, I am not getting up to ruin my own life. Do it for yourself this time cowards.
Huffing on the razz razz imp smoke pack, while letting the boys give a once over to that spy fucker with a bat. Can’t have shit in Spacetroit these days with these child spies luring you in with ‘Girl scout cookies’ fucking imps and clankers are everywhere
May 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Huffing on the razz razz imp smoke pack, while letting the boys give a once over to that spy fucker with a bat. Can’t have shit in Spacetroit these days with these child spies luring you in with ‘Girl scout cookies’ fucking imps and clankers are everywhere
Sims series went all downhill after this.
May 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Sims series went all downhill after this.
I heard from my cousin Hey Zeus, that his name isn't spelt like the traditional Greek way.
May 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I heard from my cousin Hey Zeus, that his name isn't spelt like the traditional Greek way.
Oklahoma is a land of labor, it is in our very state motto. 'Labor conquers all' a call back our very foundations of our labor state and it's people. However these Texans 'people' motto of 'friendship' is questionable at best. We know what they mean by this, they mean ships. This is because...
May 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Oklahoma is a land of labor, it is in our very state motto. 'Labor conquers all' a call back our very foundations of our labor state and it's people. However these Texans 'people' motto of 'friendship' is questionable at best. We know what they mean by this, they mean ships. This is because...
THIS JUST IN,
NEVERMIND IT IS OUT.
NEVERMIND IT IS OUT.
May 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
THIS JUST IN,
NEVERMIND IT IS OUT.
NEVERMIND IT IS OUT.
Calzones are peak form of pizza, and pineapple on pizza is pretty good if you made it right. What really good on pizza though is a fried okra, cheese curds and pickles.
May 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Calzones are peak form of pizza, and pineapple on pizza is pretty good if you made it right. What really good on pizza though is a fried okra, cheese curds and pickles.
TOMORROW IS NOT EUROVISION BUT IT IS WHEN A GAY IRISH MAN I CALL NEIL BRITBONGER ANNOUNCES MUSIC AND THEN GETS IN THE SAUCE MID-WAY THROUGH AND MAKES A NAZI GOLD SWISS JOKE
May 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
TOMORROW IS NOT EUROVISION BUT IT IS WHEN A GAY IRISH MAN I CALL NEIL BRITBONGER ANNOUNCES MUSIC AND THEN GETS IN THE SAUCE MID-WAY THROUGH AND MAKES A NAZI GOLD SWISS JOKE
My parents raised me never to snitch or speak without a lawyer. It really makes therapy difficult and pricy.
April 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
My parents raised me never to snitch or speak without a lawyer. It really makes therapy difficult and pricy.
I hate Delaware, they don't even have forks up there smh
April 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I hate Delaware, they don't even have forks up there smh
Roses are blue
Violets are blue
I can’t be trusted with paint
Violets are blue
I can’t be trusted with paint
April 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Roses are blue
Violets are blue
I can’t be trusted with paint
Violets are blue
I can’t be trusted with paint
I speak to the bottle and the bottle tells me to slam my car against that family of five.
🙏 God works in mysterious ways🙏
🙏 God works in mysterious ways🙏
April 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I speak to the bottle and the bottle tells me to slam my car against that family of five.
🙏 God works in mysterious ways🙏
🙏 God works in mysterious ways🙏
STITT SAY MAKE LITTLE STITTLINGS, ALSO WE CAN'T AFFORD TO SEND ANY OF THEM TO SCHOOL
CNN analyzed fertility trends over the past eight years, comparing state rates to the national average and identifying states with the highest and lowest rates by region.
A memo promised more funding for states with higher birth rates. See where your state ranks | CNN
While the average American woman is having fewer children than ever, some prominent Americans are advocating to reverse this trend.
www.cnn.com
April 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
STITT SAY MAKE LITTLE STITTLINGS, ALSO WE CAN'T AFFORD TO SEND ANY OF THEM TO SCHOOL
Watching RWBY can safely this is shit. 10/10
April 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Watching RWBY can safely this is shit. 10/10
I am not a dwarf, but I dig a hole
April 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I am not a dwarf, but I dig a hole
When I was, a young girl my mother took to my to the city. To see the black parade.
It was full of Dutch people.
It was full of Dutch people.
April 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
When I was, a young girl my mother took to my to the city. To see the black parade.
It was full of Dutch people.
It was full of Dutch people.
Ever dance with the devil in the pale blue moon light?
I haven't but I want to ask him why he couldn't do better than the Stitt.
I haven't but I want to ask him why he couldn't do better than the Stitt.
April 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Ever dance with the devil in the pale blue moon light?
I haven't but I want to ask him why he couldn't do better than the Stitt.
I haven't but I want to ask him why he couldn't do better than the Stitt.
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Smh non-Americans don’t know who George Washington-Napoleon is. He was the gay love child formed from Jimmy Carter and Jimmy Thatcher (known as the Jimmy circle by friends). He fought in Vietnam on behalf of Chinese-Finnish alliance to counter the growing Japanese Turkish commonwealth 🙄🙄🙄
April 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Smh non-Americans don’t know who George Washington-Napoleon is. He was the gay love child formed from Jimmy Carter and Jimmy Thatcher (known as the Jimmy circle by friends). He fought in Vietnam on behalf of Chinese-Finnish alliance to counter the growing Japanese Turkish commonwealth 🙄🙄🙄
There is only one man we can trust to stop a Trump third term.
Punished Biden
Punished Biden
April 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
There is only one man we can trust to stop a Trump third term.
Punished Biden
Punished Biden
BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP
THIS JUST IN
You are a bitch
THIS JUST IN
You are a bitch
April 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP
THIS JUST IN
You are a bitch
THIS JUST IN
You are a bitch