solana
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silly thoughts about sillier men
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skull shaped pimple patches for simon...
April 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
skull shaped pimple patches for simon...
Simon’s very pregnant bird who is always complaining about how much her ankles are swollen or how much her boobs are sore… hat ‘this is all your fault’… but he just cracks a little smile to himself because he knows the only way to keep you docile is to put his cock inside you
April 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Simon’s very pregnant bird who is always complaining about how much her ankles are swollen or how much her boobs are sore… hat ‘this is all your fault’… but he just cracks a little smile to himself because he knows the only way to keep you docile is to put his cock inside you
riding soap until he comes in you at which point he pulls you off his cock and puts you over his face. sucks your clit until you come too and then the two of you kiss with his own cum dripping down his chin. hmmm
April 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
riding soap until he comes in you at which point he pulls you off his cock and puts you over his face. sucks your clit until you come too and then the two of you kiss with his own cum dripping down his chin. hmmm
brother in law john price who rips your panties off the moment he succumbs to his desires :(
April 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
brother in law john price who rips your panties off the moment he succumbs to his desires :(
soap the kinda guy to temporarily lose consciousness mid makeout sesh bc of how hard he is
April 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
soap the kinda guy to temporarily lose consciousness mid makeout sesh bc of how hard he is
if u tell phillip "yeah i kinda want u to suck on my toes while u fuck me lol" he's gonna be like "alright im not into that but im a giver :)" BUT the moment he sees ur toenails painted he's ravaging you. like okay we didn't even have to work that hard cuz you're already here. okay
April 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
if u tell phillip "yeah i kinda want u to suck on my toes while u fuck me lol" he's gonna be like "alright im not into that but im a giver :)" BUT the moment he sees ur toenails painted he's ravaging you. like okay we didn't even have to work that hard cuz you're already here. okay
graves loves missionary anal. send post
April 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
graves loves missionary anal. send post
Riding price but u can just lean back on his thighs 😖😖😖😖
April 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Riding price but u can just lean back on his thighs 😖😖😖😖
And the second funniest pricegaz dynamic is where gaz’s girl doesn’t make anything easy for him but fawns over price yawning
The first funniest pricegaz dynamic is price wanting gaz’s girl sooooo bad he wants to put a ring on her and he wants to build her a house with his bare hands and he wants to massage her pregnant feet. While Gaz is just like ‘idk mate we haven’t really put labels on it yet 😎’
April 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
And the second funniest pricegaz dynamic is where gaz’s girl doesn’t make anything easy for him but fawns over price yawning
The first funniest pricegaz dynamic is price wanting gaz’s girl sooooo bad he wants to put a ring on her and he wants to build her a house with his bare hands and he wants to massage her pregnant feet. While Gaz is just like ‘idk mate we haven’t really put labels on it yet 😎’
April 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
The first funniest pricegaz dynamic is price wanting gaz’s girl sooooo bad he wants to put a ring on her and he wants to build her a house with his bare hands and he wants to massage her pregnant feet. While Gaz is just like ‘idk mate we haven’t really put labels on it yet 😎’
mutual masturbation w gaz where you put your slick coated fingers into his mouth and he immediately comes without warning
April 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
mutual masturbation w gaz where you put your slick coated fingers into his mouth and he immediately comes without warning
ghost with a do not resuscitate tattoo vs doctor reader who charges up the defibrillator anyway
April 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
ghost with a do not resuscitate tattoo vs doctor reader who charges up the defibrillator anyway
that yellowjackets scene where Jeff is like ‘I don’t know watch sports network. Maybe jerk off’……. Like GIRL…..
April 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
that yellowjackets scene where Jeff is like ‘I don’t know watch sports network. Maybe jerk off’……. Like GIRL…..
when men wear their jeans unzipped so the little bush peeks out.... oughhgjdjfhhh
April 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
when men wear their jeans unzipped so the little bush peeks out.... oughhgjdjfhhh
and omg u guys.... soap is such a slut....... my favorite daydream is to imagine him in kappadocia at night in his little sleeveless t-shirt and short shorts and tote bag just going fruit shopping with me
April 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
and omg u guys.... soap is such a slut....... my favorite daydream is to imagine him in kappadocia at night in his little sleeveless t-shirt and short shorts and tote bag just going fruit shopping with me
sorry 2 say this but i think none of the cod men are kind/secure enough to let you win while play-wrestling. they need to show you that they can TACKLE your ass, even if its just a joke. maybe price lets you win occasionally if his back is really giving out but other than that... nah
April 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
sorry 2 say this but i think none of the cod men are kind/secure enough to let you win while play-wrestling. they need to show you that they can TACKLE your ass, even if its just a joke. maybe price lets you win occasionally if his back is really giving out but other than that... nah
going to ikea with ghost and every five minutes he picks up something and asks why the fuck a chair is named skogaby
April 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
going to ikea with ghost and every five minutes he picks up something and asks why the fuck a chair is named skogaby
soap the typa guy to make baby crying sounds in front of a single mom to get her to lactate
April 22, 2025 at 6:17 AM
soap the typa guy to make baby crying sounds in front of a single mom to get her to lactate
has anyone checked if ghost has face tattoos
April 22, 2025 at 6:17 AM
has anyone checked if ghost has face tattoos
snow white and the huntsman but in a mattias helvar and nina zelnik way
April 22, 2025 at 6:17 AM
snow white and the huntsman but in a mattias helvar and nina zelnik way
every time i see gaz i have to do a double take cuz im like. hmm..... lewis hamilton......... what r u doing at war....
April 22, 2025 at 6:17 AM
every time i see gaz i have to do a double take cuz im like. hmm..... lewis hamilton......... what r u doing at war....
i know john price would love my scared-to-mess-up-my-cycle-with-birth-control, loves-to-get-filled-up-like-a-donut ass
April 22, 2025 at 6:17 AM
i know john price would love my scared-to-mess-up-my-cycle-with-birth-control, loves-to-get-filled-up-like-a-donut ass
Young Phillip in marine formals…… mmmmpppphhhhh………….
April 22, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Young Phillip in marine formals…… mmmmpppphhhhh………….
Cursed be the amulet adorning soap’s neck but he’s sleeping and it’s witching hour so the spirit trapped inside the amulet escapes. Mounts him and chokes him and whispers some Latin curses. But he pops a boner and immediately cums in his pants
April 22, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Cursed be the amulet adorning soap’s neck but he’s sleeping and it’s witching hour so the spirit trapped inside the amulet escapes. Mounts him and chokes him and whispers some Latin curses. But he pops a boner and immediately cums in his pants
Soap likes having sex to music if only to say things like “wait turn around I think I can fuck you to the beat”
April 22, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Soap likes having sex to music if only to say things like “wait turn around I think I can fuck you to the beat”