Andrew Langstaff
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Andrew Langstaff
@cowboycoder.com
Making mobile phones do cool stuff since 1996.
You can achieve two of those by taking that sheet to the toilets. Hope it's printed on soft, absorbent paper 😬
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
So late because NO leaves on the line?
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
We all know Trump is bluffing though, right? There's no way he wants any court to spend too much time looking at what he said and did on Jan 6th 2020.
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Well *THIS* never happened to the other fella!
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This, basically. Make a decent Bond movie. They may be formulaic, but it's a very malleable formula, and people won't care too much about continuity, and happily fill in the blanks on forums and subreddits for years to come.

Allow your new fellow a cheeky wink to camera if you must, but no more.
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
ISTR in the original treatments for Skyfall they looked at using that as a plot device, where Skyfall was a sort of Bond retirement home, which may have been cool, but probably not the vibe they were after. And the original Casino Royale film did have many James Bonds...
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
"(The app was trying to route them across a lake etc)"

Triathlon mode?
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
People using -ve reviews to post bug reports. 🙄 #indiedev
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Reposted by Andrew Langstaff
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Nottinghamshire also strays quite far north. There's a road at the top where you go into Notts for about a minute, then back out.
November 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Ah, which reminds me of the best tweet of all time.
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Perhaps. It might just be really low quality. That flag really is there though.
November 4, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Perhaps laying the groundwork for having to break their own fiscal rules on borrowing??
November 4, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Is Oakeshitt suggesting the UK follow Sharia Law?!?
November 3, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Nutella & hot milk.
November 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM