Stallone: I'm making a movie about composers. I'm playing Beethoven.
Van Damme: I'll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: I'll be Liszt.

I remember jumping around in my lounge room as a child, strumming the 'chords' on a tennis racquet, as I listened to the greatest hits of the Beach Boys on my parent's record player. Over thirty years later and they are still one of the most important bands in my life, Vale Brian Wilson.

Twenty years ago, today.

Bataille, allegedly.

Is Billy Joel on here? Because he did a fucking terrible job at stopping that fire and somebody should probably tell him.