Cowbai
@cowbai.bsky.social
Writer, cat parent. Don't vote for BJP.
Power of suggestion: sleep with 30Rock episodes playing on loop, wake up craving donuts.
December 9, 2023 at 10:37 AM
Power of suggestion: sleep with 30Rock episodes playing on loop, wake up craving donuts.
Why do weird shaped cars also make the most annoying noise? It's not enough to be rich, so you just have to irritate everyone within hearing distance?
November 11, 2023 at 9:40 AM
Why do weird shaped cars also make the most annoying noise? It's not enough to be rich, so you just have to irritate everyone within hearing distance?
Why do irrational people always make it a point to inform you that they used to be rational until...
What do you want, a medal for turning stupid this late in life?
What do you want, a medal for turning stupid this late in life?
November 2, 2023 at 12:30 PM
Why do irrational people always make it a point to inform you that they used to be rational until...
What do you want, a medal for turning stupid this late in life?
What do you want, a medal for turning stupid this late in life?
Rising early doesn't make you a better person or more successful. It makes you an early riser. Being good at your job makes you good at your job.
Your morning routine is your own business, don't make it your whole personality.
Your morning routine is your own business, don't make it your whole personality.
November 2, 2023 at 6:33 AM
Rising early doesn't make you a better person or more successful. It makes you an early riser. Being good at your job makes you good at your job.
Your morning routine is your own business, don't make it your whole personality.
Your morning routine is your own business, don't make it your whole personality.
Barf giri ho vaadi mein
Aur hansi Teri gunje
Dhue mein lipti simti Hui
Baat kare, dhua uthe
Narm narm ujjla dhuaan
Garm garm ujjla dhuaan
Aur hansi Teri gunje
Dhue mein lipti simti Hui
Baat kare, dhua uthe
Narm narm ujjla dhuaan
Garm garm ujjla dhuaan
October 31, 2023 at 4:30 PM
Barf giri ho vaadi mein
Aur hansi Teri gunje
Dhue mein lipti simti Hui
Baat kare, dhua uthe
Narm narm ujjla dhuaan
Garm garm ujjla dhuaan
Aur hansi Teri gunje
Dhue mein lipti simti Hui
Baat kare, dhua uthe
Narm narm ujjla dhuaan
Garm garm ujjla dhuaan
Got my first ever trick-or-treaters today. Loved it. I really hope this becomes a regular thing. Kids should have their fun no matter how.
October 31, 2023 at 4:27 PM
Got my first ever trick-or-treaters today. Loved it. I really hope this becomes a regular thing. Kids should have their fun no matter how.
So we have Louis XV to blame for countless hideous Indian wedding pictures
October 30, 2023 at 6:14 PM
So we have Louis XV to blame for countless hideous Indian wedding pictures
THIS is Xanthippe who gave Jacqueline nightmares?
October 29, 2023 at 9:49 AM
THIS is Xanthippe who gave Jacqueline nightmares?
Reposted by Cowbai
A new pair of crows showed up here in the last couple of days, eating something on the road. I thought it was roadkill, but it seems they're putting black walnuts on the road for cars to squish so they can eat the innards.
October 20, 2023 at 9:58 PM
A new pair of crows showed up here in the last couple of days, eating something on the road. I thought it was roadkill, but it seems they're putting black walnuts on the road for cars to squish so they can eat the innards.
A Marx brothers biopic from the viewpoint of Harpo, directed by Wes Anderson, starring Eddie Redmayne as all five Marx brothers.
October 21, 2023 at 5:19 AM
A Marx brothers biopic from the viewpoint of Harpo, directed by Wes Anderson, starring Eddie Redmayne as all five Marx brothers.
Hush. The Devil is napping.
October 17, 2023 at 4:15 PM
Hush. The Devil is napping.
So Macherla Niyojakavargam is Newton with dishum dishum?
October 16, 2023 at 4:04 AM
So Macherla Niyojakavargam is Newton with dishum dishum?
Sherri Shepherd looks like she will grow up to be Octavia Spencer
October 15, 2023 at 10:53 AM
Sherri Shepherd looks like she will grow up to be Octavia Spencer
It's as if young people are CHOOSING to live in tiny apartments.
As if there are other options.
As if there are other options.
October 15, 2023 at 9:43 AM
It's as if young people are CHOOSING to live in tiny apartments.
As if there are other options.
As if there are other options.
Hi again. I deleted Twitter because can't handle the images from war anymore, but still need to vent. So hello.
October 15, 2023 at 7:31 AM
Hi again. I deleted Twitter because can't handle the images from war anymore, but still need to vent. So hello.
My favourite fashion decade. How did we go from extreme mix n match to coords?
August 23, 2023 at 2:30 PM
My favourite fashion decade. How did we go from extreme mix n match to coords?
Listening to KK takes me back to my 20s and then it makes me deeply sad for an innocent time that never was... It's weird
August 19, 2023 at 10:37 PM
Listening to KK takes me back to my 20s and then it makes me deeply sad for an innocent time that never was... It's weird
Tujhe kya gham Tera rishta
Gagan ki basuri se hai
Pawan ki guftagu se hai
Suraj ki roshni se hai
Gagan ki basuri se hai
Pawan ki guftagu se hai
Suraj ki roshni se hai
August 19, 2023 at 10:07 PM
Tujhe kya gham Tera rishta
Gagan ki basuri se hai
Pawan ki guftagu se hai
Suraj ki roshni se hai
Gagan ki basuri se hai
Pawan ki guftagu se hai
Suraj ki roshni se hai
Jis kavi ki kalpana mein
Zindagi ho Prem geet
Us kaviko aaj tum nakat do
Aan baan shaan ya ke
Jaan ka ho daam Aaj
Is dhanush ke baan pe
Nihaar do
Aarambh hai prachand....
Zindagi ho Prem geet
Us kaviko aaj tum nakat do
Aan baan shaan ya ke
Jaan ka ho daam Aaj
Is dhanush ke baan pe
Nihaar do
Aarambh hai prachand....
August 19, 2023 at 8:53 PM
Jis kavi ki kalpana mein
Zindagi ho Prem geet
Us kaviko aaj tum nakat do
Aan baan shaan ya ke
Jaan ka ho daam Aaj
Is dhanush ke baan pe
Nihaar do
Aarambh hai prachand....
Zindagi ho Prem geet
Us kaviko aaj tum nakat do
Aan baan shaan ya ke
Jaan ka ho daam Aaj
Is dhanush ke baan pe
Nihaar do
Aarambh hai prachand....
I think I'll give Bluesky a real shot. Need to let go of old habits.
August 19, 2023 at 3:19 PM
I think I'll give Bluesky a real shot. Need to let go of old habits.
Hello there, this is the old Cowbai from Twitter. Say hi?
August 19, 2023 at 11:22 AM
Hello there, this is the old Cowbai from Twitter. Say hi?