SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA
@cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social
I thought they were pleasing to my optics! I’ll never ever like them again! Whatever you do don’t hurt me!!! Please oh please! -🟣
August 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I thought they were pleasing to my optics! I’ll never ever like them again! Whatever you do don’t hurt me!!! Please oh please! -🟣
Not promising enough, my expertise says otherwise. Tell me, what do you fools find so interesting about this inferior planet? That imbecile Skywarp is so “enamored” by this green filth — Eugh! It’s sickening! -🔷
August 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Not promising enough, my expertise says otherwise. Tell me, what do you fools find so interesting about this inferior planet? That imbecile Skywarp is so “enamored” by this green filth — Eugh! It’s sickening! -🔷
Really?! It can’t be that easy- are you trying to trick me? … will being a hero mean things will be less….. terrifying? -🟣
August 20, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Really?! It can’t be that easy- are you trying to trick me? … will being a hero mean things will be less….. terrifying? -🟣
WHAT ARE YOU?! IF YOURE AN AUTOBOT PLEASE DONT HURT ME! ILL GIVE UP ALL MY DECEPTICON WAYS!! -🟣
August 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
WHAT ARE YOU?! IF YOURE AN AUTOBOT PLEASE DONT HURT ME! ILL GIVE UP ALL MY DECEPTICON WAYS!! -🟣
But is it the sharpness of MY keen optics? No, I don't think so, especially from the likeness of him. -🔷
August 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
But is it the sharpness of MY keen optics? No, I don't think so, especially from the likeness of him. -🔷
A reckless seeker! He gets himself into too much trouble- does he even realize it?! -🟣
August 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
A reckless seeker! He gets himself into too much trouble- does he even realize it?! -🟣
Can we have as little tweaking as possible… PRETTY PLEASE?! -🟣
August 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Can we have as little tweaking as possible… PRETTY PLEASE?! -🟣
Oh really now? I highly doubt you could even put a servo on me. You’re not even worthy to breathe my exhaust fuel as I fly away! -🔷
August 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Oh really now? I highly doubt you could even put a servo on me. You’re not even worthy to breathe my exhaust fuel as I fly away! -🔷
I simply think YOU should be telling that to my heel-struts when I STOMP on your servos beneath me! Hahaha! -🔷
August 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I simply think YOU should be telling that to my heel-struts when I STOMP on your servos beneath me! Hahaha! -🔷
But what if it damages my joints! If I get too close will it make it hard to see?! …But.. it is soothing to hear Earth isn’t all full of scary… deadly organics.. ..
August 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
But what if it damages my joints! If I get too close will it make it hard to see?! …But.. it is soothing to hear Earth isn’t all full of scary… deadly organics.. ..
IGNORE HIM! Useless “feelings” are messing with Skywarp’s circuitry like the inferior bot he is! *I* am the superior one you should be worried about! Ha! -🔷
August 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
IGNORE HIM! Useless “feelings” are messing with Skywarp’s circuitry like the inferior bot he is! *I* am the superior one you should be worried about! Ha! -🔷
But could it be true something so pleasing be so deadly! Why is Earth so so cruel! -🟣
August 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
But could it be true something so pleasing be so deadly! Why is Earth so so cruel! -🟣
Please! Whatever you do don’t hurt me! I never meant to be a clone! If I had a choice I’d be nothing at all! -🟣
August 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Please! Whatever you do don’t hurt me! I never meant to be a clone! If I had a choice I’d be nothing at all! -🟣
Why wouldn't I show up unannounced? Everyone must witness my brilliance! You take me as some inferior piece of scrap metal like yourself? Hah! -🔷
August 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Why wouldn't I show up unannounced? Everyone must witness my brilliance! You take me as some inferior piece of scrap metal like yourself? Hah! -🔷
ENOUGH! Why, I shouldn't have even bothered removing those stasis cuffs of yours! A completely unworthy buffoon I say! -🔷
August 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
ENOUGH! Why, I shouldn't have even bothered removing those stasis cuffs of yours! A completely unworthy buffoon I say! -🔷
It’s not my fault, I swear it! If it were up to me I would be having a nice stasis nap!! -🟣
August 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It’s not my fault, I swear it! If it were up to me I would be having a nice stasis nap!! -🟣
Eep! You know what- that’s okay.. I’ll just.. stay in the corner for a while…
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I thought they were cute.. -🟣
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I thought they were cute.. -🟣
August 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Eep! You know what- that’s okay.. I’ll just.. stay in the corner for a while…
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I thought they were cute.. -🟣
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I thought they were cute.. -🟣